Switchy: Welcome back to Pokemon Truth or Dare. It's now time for the first dare of the series and-
*no one is here*
Switchy: Oh shoot I forgot to teleport everyone here. Welp. That won't be an issue at all!
Switchy: *snaps his fingers*
Trainers: *get teleported 3 feet above the ground and fall to the floor and scream*
*all of them land in a pile*
Ash: Ow... What happened?
Switchy: You're in truth or dare, dummy!
Serena and Goh: Hey!
Switchy's mind: welp, we're gonna get a love triangle.
Switchy: Anywayyyys, as I said before, welcome to truth or dare!
Everyone: And why are we here?
Switchy: For them, the viewers, to enter truths or dares (primarily those)!
Trip and Paul: Yeah, we're out of here. *run to the door*
Switchy: *summons Gaster Blaster* You walk out of that door, and your free trial of life will be expired.
Trip and Paul: *still running*
Switchy: *fires the G.B, vaporizing the two*
Dawn's mind: NO NOT MY PAULY!!!!
Switchy: Relax Dawn, I can recover him easily.
Dawn: Wait a minute. How did you know that?
Misty: Because we're in a Wattpad book. He can read the lines above.
*fourth wall breaks*
Viewers: LET US IN!!!
Switchy: Oh no you don't! *summons energy sword* GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
Viewers: *immediately head back in*
Switchy: JERALD!
Jerald: I'm on it! *fixes 4th wall* Cash up now.
Switchy: *pays him $100 dollars*
Switchy: NOW MISTY DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A LOTTA TROUBLE! *pulls out an energy chainsaw*
Misty: *gulps*
Switchy: Welp, now that that's settled, it's time for the first da- wait. *recovers Paul and Trip*
Dawn: PAULY YOU'RE BACK!
Paul: Don't call me that.
Switchy: Anyways, it's time for the first dare!
Tobias: And what is it?
Switchy and Ash: BE QUIET TOBIAS!
Tobias: What did I do?!?!
Ash: You made me lose in the Lily of the Valley Conference, remember.
Switchy: Says the dense head that doesn't know that two people here love him and showed it multiple times.
Ash: Hey!
Switchy: Also, Darkrai isn't even allowed in the tournament when I checked Bulbapedia.
(Note I actually checked. It says mythicals aren't allowed in the 2010 Video Game World Championships)
Serena and Goh: Then he had to have cheated.
Serena: Wait a minute. *looks at Goh*
Serena's mind: Don't you dare tell me he's gay.
Switchy: He is, Serena.
Serena: WHAT! *screams in rage as she angrily lunges at Goh*
Switchy: *uses air horn* SILENCE!
Everyone: *shuts up*
Switchy: Finally. Anyways, the first dare is by theboy986 and he dared for everyone to become Pikachu's and be hunted by a Pikachu lover trainer.
Everyone: SAY WHAT?!?!
Brock: Wait. You can't turn us into Pokemon.
Iris: Yeah, unless you have some kind of magic that can make us into Pikachu, that can't happen.
Switchy: Wanna bet? *pulls out a magic wand* ABRACADABRA!
Everyone: *get turned into Pikachu's, then scream*
Pikala: Ooh! So many Pikachu's.
Cilan: Well, we're actually not-
Pikala: And they can talk! I need them! *magically gets 300 pokeballs*
Everyone: *scream in horror as they are chased*
Switchy: Welp, that's that. Tune in next time for part two of truth or dare! Bye!
*realization*
Switchy: Also, if you think I'm that weird Nintendo dog,
Switchy: J̴̨̙̮͐̊͒͒́̇͐̒͑̓̾̕͠ư̷̡̡̙̗̰͍̖̼̫̣̮̾͝ş̶̡̡̭̹̹̥̭̠̩̃̓̎͒̇̒̈́̌͑͂̈́̓̽͘t̶̗͍̬̹̋̽͌̈̓͋̈̀̉̚ ̴̧̡̳̜̻̼̝̪͌̀͐́̇̋̆͘ǩ̸̡̨̛̘͉̜̺̤̻͚̦̗̺̹́̈͊̑̎̉͂͝n̷̳͎̮̙̝͋̎͌͘͘͠͝ơ̷͎͍̳̽̓̈̉̒̈́͊͌̔w̶̞̟̝̣̗̣̔̈́ ̸̧̨͎̩͈̼͇͈̲̳̝̲̭̗̅͝ͅÍ̵̡̢̧̤̭͎͍̫̳̜͖̖̫͐̿̿͂̕͝ͅͅ'̴̨̠̻̠̼̙̰̮͇̗͈̼̲̥͐͂́̇͑͋̋̈̅̃͝͝͠m̷̛͕̯͖͊̉̿̆͂̋̈́͛̈́̏̐͜ ̴̧̡̧̧͔̰̺̦̖͔̘̈̿̎̐͐̊̊̑̓̅̓͝ͅȧ̴̢̡͎̪̗͇̜̮̬̪͍̟̼͝ ̴̛̞͕̦̪̝̳̫̟̠̣̩̅͆̂͒̈́̎͒́͆͋͑͜͝ͅl̵̲͕͎͖̩̙͋̉ơ̵̹͖̔̊̍̅̇̎̑̎̄̓̊͠͝t̶̡̧̹̺̰̪͚̜͂̈̇̄̊͗̌́ ̶̺̾̈̕͝m̵̤͈̼̰̱̰͛̆̔̈́́̿̄͘ŏ̶͙͎͕̲͙͚̤̙͖̈́́̃́̀͘͜ͅͅr̶̮̳̝̩̭̳̳̣͒̏͂́͛̓̀͗̂̀̔̒̽ͅê̵̢̪̯̳͎̣̮̋̎̀̐͆̇̾̐̓͋̓͆̑ ̸̘̼̞̻̿̑̎̉̈́̔̔͛̓́̍͗̌͌͜͝t̴̢̨͔͙͔͉͍̦͇̰̱̜̽͜͜ͅh̸̨̐̂̑̒͆͗̆̒̆̏͛a̸̛̹̟̹̞̠̟̦͕̲̞̹͆̈́̓̀̎̾͗̈́̀̂̕͠ņ̷̪́̅̂̿̐̆͆̈́͠͝ ̵̧̤̥̜̭̫̫̖̖̣̱̝̑̐̏͘t̸̮̜͑̽͆̽̋̑̍̎̚h̵̢̺͈̼̻̗͓̹̘̩̄͒̾̿̿̄́̃͑̔͜a̷̫̰͛͛̚͝͠t̷̮͖̲͈̻̥̮̰̿̒́͋͠...
Welp, bye!
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
