Hosts: Welcome back, everyone, to Pokemon Truth or Dare!
Switchy Where we- You know what, I'm skipping this today. First dare is-
Brock: *has a gun* I'M TIRED OF-
Troy: NOPE! *kills him and sends him to the Distortion World*
Switchy: Alright, something odd is going on. The contestants are starting to rebel and I have a terrible feeling about something.
Troy: Probably just your imagination.
Switchy: You're right. Let's... continue.
Troy: Next, *whispers something to Chloe*
Goh: *crying*
Chloe: *kisses him*
Goh: 0///0
Meanwhile
Switchy: Damn that package is taking a while to get here.
Troy: What package-
*Ding Dong*
Martlet: How many does he order-
Switchy: *takes the package*
Troy: I guess it arrived late.
Switchy: Yeah. Anyways, everyone we have a new co-host. Presenting, Flittle-
Everyone: *gets master balls*
Switchy: Alright, not an ACTUAL Flittle. That's just her name.
Flittle: Hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi.
Gary's mind: I have a good way to piss off the host.
Gary: *walks up to Serena and flirts with her*
Serena: *SOMEHOW sends him to the Distortion World*
Gary: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww...
Everyone else: WHAT THE-
Serena: I have my ways.
Switchy: I have a bad idea about this so... *turns her into a Fennekin an revokes her host powers*
Everyone else: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Switchy: One, for fun, and two, she could have caused chaos.
Serena: Fennekin fen fen. (That's what I was going to do.)
Switchy: Next- *GASP*
Troy: What's-
Switchy: I WILL BE RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE. *runs through 50 alternate universes*
Meanwhile...
Sonictheforreal: Ah, what a good day to put the milk before the cereal-
Switchy: *busts through his door and yeets him to the top of the Twin Towers*
Meanwhile...
Switchy: Alright, I'm ba- *sees that his house is in shambles* WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
Troy: Well, Ash committed arson by using Serena as a Flamethrower. For some reason, when we asked him why, he said he couldn't control his body.
Switchy: Alright, something is going on. Anyways, the next dare is that I share my lore.
*He shares his lore*
Switchy: Done. Anyways-
Troy: TRY POKEMON UNITE!
Switchy: ALRIGHT FINE! *tries it* I like it.
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Truth or Dare
RastgeleI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
