Co-Hosts: Welcome back!
Switchy: To Pokemon Truth or Dare!
*Ding Dong*
Martlet: How does he keep on ordering so many-
Switchy: *snatches all 3 boxes*
Switchy: Everyone we have 3 new co-hosts! Ricky Raichu, Plusle and Minun!
Ricky Raichu: Sup.
Sparkshipping: HI!
Bonnie: I have an idea. SHIP!
Sparkshipping: 0///0
Minun: You know what? Eat this. *hands her a cookie*
Bonnie: *eats it and dies*
Clemont: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Minun: Deserved.
T. Boy: Wow, you're really suffering writing this all down, aren't you?
*4th wall breaks*
Switchy: Je-
T. Boy: I got this. *gets a walkie talkie* Roger, fix the 4th wall.
*4th wall gets fixed*
Roger: Done!
Switchy: I'm jealous. And yes, I am.
Switchy: Anyways, let's get onto the dares! First, we join the TEOU and rescue an Azurill from a child predator.
*So, they do that, and Serena had her arm and half of her face bitten off, so Switchy used magic and fixed it*
Serena: Neat!
Switchy: Next, me, Troy, March and Serena have to rate Troy's T.o.D and PMD books.
(T.o.D)
Switchy: It's... good, but there's way too many spelling mistakes. 7/10.
Serena: I like it. Minus the times that I die. 9/10
Troy and March: 10/10.
(PMD)
Troy: Again, 10/10.
March: It would be a 10/10, but due to Woo, it's a 9/10.
Switchy: 10/10.
Serena: I agree. A 10/10.
Brock: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF BEING SINGLE AND NOT HAVING MUCH SCREENTIME! *flirts with every girl, including co-hosts*
Switchy: NO! *kills him, revives him and places him in a torture room*
Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...
Switchy: Next, Horizonsshipping has to kiss.
Everyone but Bonnie: What?
Kai: Bonnie, elaborate.
Bonnie: Well, Horizonshipping is actually a shipping in the fandom between Liko and Roy.
Liko and Roy: 0///0
Liko: Oh forget it. *kisses Roy*
Roy: 0///0
Bonnie and Switchy: Lovebirds.
T. Boy: Anyways, Slyspeon is weird. He's also... a Vaporeon.
Slyspeon: I'm sorry, but did you just call me a boy?
T. Boy: Yup. *troll face*
Slyspeon: *turns into her super form* You're dead.
T. Boy: *gets OP armor* I'd like to see you try.
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
