The Fifth Villain

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(Out on the other side of the desert as vultures swarm overhead, Cole, Lloyd, Jay, Coral, and Fugi-Dove are walking in the desert sweating heavily. Fugi-Dove in constantly annoying Jay.)

Fugi-Dove: Jay! Jay! Jay. Jay. Jay! Jay!

Jay: WHAT?!

Fugi-Dove: If you're serious about being a criminal, you'll want a catchphrase!

Jay: (Wiping sweat off his forehead.) Ugh. I'm not becoming a criminal!

Fugi-Dove: Like -- (He coos.) Because loud noises are distracting! Except not that, because that's mine.

Jay: How about this for a catchphrase? "Leave me alone!" (He catches up with Cole and Lloyd.) Are we almost at Twitchy's? I can't take this for much longer! He's driving me --

Fugi-Dove: We're a lot alike. Which is why I've decided to make you, Jay, ninja of lightning, my criminal sidekick! I even thought of a name for you.

Jay: No thanks.

Fugi-Dove: Blue Jay! Get it? Because it's a bird, like me, plus that Jay part! Blue, Jay!

Cole: That's catchy.

Coral: Ooh, what about, the "Jay Walker?" Because it's Jay's full name and it describes a person who doesn't use a crosswalk. 

Fugi-Dove: Ooh, yes! That's so much better! 

Jay: Ugh, don't encourage him!

Lloyd: We'll leave you guys to discuss the details. (He, Cole, and Coral run off.)

Jay: Uh, no. No you won't!

Fugi-Dove: (He grabs Jay from behind.) You are now under the protective wing of Fugi-Dove, young Blue Jay Walker! Feel the warmth of my wing. Feel it.

Jay: Ugh. Ugh. (He stares at his friends running off.) 

(Meanwhile out on another part of the desert, on police cars, Honddog McBrag and some police officers drive on the road to pursue the ninja.)

Butchie: (On the phone.) Yes, sir. Understood. Let me check on that. (To Hounddog) Sir, I got the Mayor's office on the line asking for updates.

Hounddog McBrag: Tell 'im there ain't a critter alive who can outrun old Hounddog once I got 'em set.

Butchie: So we got a lead?

Hounddog McBrag: Hmm, maybe. Only thing on the map this far is some old gas station. My bet is they're gonna head there.

Butchie: Very clever, sir. (Back on the phone) We're closing in on them, sir. Yes, sir. I'll keep you informed. Uh, no, sir. We won't be losing any more vehicles. You have my word on that. (Hounddog Mcbrag growls.)

(Back In the other part of the desert where the ninja are, they salk over a sand hill and Lloyd sees a road at the bottom of the hill.)

Lloyd: A road. We're getting close to Twitchy's!

Coral: Finally! 

Fugi-Dove: Ah, civilization! This is the perfect time to give you your first lesson in crime. Petty vandalism! (He whips out a bottle of water.)

Cole: (Gasps.) You have water? 

Coral: And you didn't tell us?! 

Fugi-Dove: Not anymore. (He pours the water on the sand.)

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