Caraphernelia (Naruto FanFic)

Chapter 2 : Yellow Banshee, or... Golden Satan?

As always, I walked into the classroom, ignoring my fanboys. Seems like Kushina-nee is right when she said that I'm pretty. I mean, I have stalkers everywhere! ...That totally didn't sound snobby...

At least Kakashi has the same fate as me. Ha! His fangirls are more insane than my fanboys.

"Ohayō, Jāku!" I greeted the Hatake, stopping right in front of his desk.

"Ohayō, Shōto." He replied, as he pulled his bag closer to his side, allowing me to sit next to him.

It was Ikkaku-sensei's fault. He told us that the seat we picked on our first day would be our seat for the rest of the year.

Sweet! Note the sarcasm.

However, this way, we protected each other from our crazy fans. Funny, right?

We really became enemies. In class, instead of listening to the lesson, we often had arguments, and such. We even raced each other when writing down notes!

We keep a tally on who wins and who loses. We had a book that we glued onto our table. When I win, I draw one red line on the paper. The same goes for him, but he's black.

So far, there's 30 black lines and 29 red lines. 59 battle already. Yes, I'm one point below him. But I already have a plan.

Now, talking about Obito. Like I said, he's cute. And he's funny. My best friend. Clumsy, yes, but I like him. He's on my side. We both hate Kakashi.

{Me + Obito + My fanboys army} vs {Kakashi + His ego + His fangirls army}

It's a tough battle, you know.

"Hi Suzume!" Someone greeted. A girl greeted me. I have no girl in this class as my friend.

It's Rin Nohara. Well, she's an exception. Just because Obito likes her. That's the only reason.

"Hi, Rin." I replied, smiling at her.

"May I sit here today?" She asked, pointing on my seat.

"Next to Kakashi?" I asked, taking a glance at Kakashi, who is glaring at me, as if saying, 'Don't you dare'.

I inwardly smirked. Oh, I dare.

Rin nodded. I pulled out a red pen, as I stood up.

"Alright. But promise me that for the next three days you will sit next to Obito." I told her, as I draw a red line on the paper, Kakashi glaring harder at me.

"I promise!" Rin exclaimed, "Thank you, Suzume!"

No, I should be the one to thank you, Rin.

Kakashi growled. "Suzume... You usuratonkachi..." He muttered.

I smiled innocently at him, saluting, and stuck my tongue out. "Your welcome, teme!"

His eyes twitched. Take that, Hatake! I know he hates his fangirls. All of them. Well, that makes things easier for me! Kinda.

I can hear some boys calling me to sit next to them, but I keep walking to a certain seat, next to a certain Uchiha.

When I sat down, Obito turned, and asked with a small smile, "Moving? What is it this time?"

"I made Kakashi sit next to one of his fangirls."

Obito's head snapped towards Kakashi's seat. He then turned to me, smile gone and whined, "But he's now with Rin!"

I grinned, patting his back. "I told Rin to sit next to you for 3 days!"

His eyes widened in excitement and the smile was back. "Really? Thanks you, Suzu-chan! You're the best!" He exclaimed, tackling me into a hug. I giggled, as I pushed him away.