Caraphernelia (Naruto FanFic)

Chapter 4 : Ramen vs Miso

Kakashi's P.O.V.

"Suzu-chan! Kashi-kun! Can you please cook lunch today? I need to go on a meeting with the Hokage. It'll probably take a while." Kushina said.

Suzume looked up at the red headed jounin.

"Eh? Uh, okay." she said, giving me a warning side glance which told me 'don't you even dare to try something, or you'll regret it'.

I just smirked and gave her a knowing look, making her stare turn into a glare.

The blonde devil entered the kitchen, and opened the fridge. She pulled out some eggs, frozen narutomakis, and some vegetables. Closing the fridge with her left hand, she put all the ingredients on the table, before she grabbed a chair and stand on it.

"Too short to reach the cupboard, Shōto?" I taunted, amused by the way she wobbled on the chair, reaching for the cupboard.

She grunted, as she jumped, and managed to open it. She grabbed some ramen noodles, before she slammed the door shut, and jumped off the chair.

I snickered, as she now pushed the chair into the front of the stove. I rolled my eyes as she stuck her tongue out at me.

I stood there, watching Suzume as she turned on the stove, climbed off the chair and filled a pot with water.

I walked towards her and pulled the pot out her hands.

"Hey you goblin! Give it back!" She shouted at me, hands on her hips.

I ignored her and placed the pot onto the stove. I turned around to the dish drainers and grabbed three bowls and put it on the counter.

"What are you doing, Jāku?" she asked.

This time I looked at her, raising an eyebrow at her. A smirk appeared on my face as I failed to suppress it.

"What is it, Golden Satan? Kushina-san asked us 'both' to cook, didn't she?"

Suzume stomped her foot on the ground as she turned to the stove, giving me a cold stare.

I smiled at her, closing my eyes, causing me to receive an angry huff in return.

"Whatever. Now hand me the ramen noodles." she grumbled.

I narrowed my eyes. "Seriously. Of all food, you chose ramen?"

She crossed her arms. "What's wrong? Allergic to noodles?"

I glared at her. "As if. Can't we cook miso soup instead?"

"Kushina-nee likes ramen, idiot." she snapped, as she took the noodles, "She will kill us if we cook other things."

I scoffed. "Kill us? You want me to believe that?

She shuddered, "You don't know what she can do. But if you really want miso, then do it alone. I won't help."

I laughed. "We won't die. You're a devil's reincarnation, so you're immortal."

I swear I heard her mutter "A Medusa can still change me into stone."

However, I just let out a chuckle, as I approached the cupboard.

I had just grabbed the miso from the cupboard and started to making it next to Suzume. She was standing next to me, stirring the pot of ramen and humming a tune I couldn't recognize.

Y'know, standing this close to her, she didn't seem that bad. I mean, her blonde hair looks really soft and-... wait, what am I thinking?!

I stepped backwards accidentally hitting Suzume and sending us both to the ground. When did she walk behind me? As we landed, I felt something connect with my elbow then heard a loud 'ouch!' Oh, I'm dead.