𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐲 (𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧)

All of the Avengers were sitting around after one of Tony's parties. We were all having a great time. 

Clint looks over to Thor's hammer.

"But, it's a trick!" He exclaims.

"Oh, no. It's much more than that?" Thor says.

"Uh, 'Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power!' Whatever man! It's a trick," Clint says.

"Well please, be my guest," Thor tells him.

"Come on," Tony says.

"Really?" Clint questions.

"Yeah!" Thor exclaims.

Clint gets up and walks over to the hammer.

"Oh this is gonna be beautiful," Rhodey says.

"Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up," Tony remarks.

I giggle.

"You know I've seen this before, right?" Clint says.

Clint grabs Thor's hammer and can't lift it.

"I still don't know how you do it," Clint chuckles.

"Smell the silent judgment?" Tony says.

"Please, Stark, by all means," Clint says.

Tony gets up.

"Oh, here we go," Nat says.

"This will be interesting," I say.

"Okay," Maria says.

"Uh-oh," Rhodey says.

"Um-hmm."

"Never one to shrink from an honest challenge," Tony says in his normal, cocky tone.

"Get after it," Clint tells him.

"Here we go," Nat says.

"It's physics," Tony says.

"Physics!" Bruce repeats.

Tony grasps the hammer.

"Right, so, if I lift it, I...I then rule Asgard?" Tony asks.

"Yes, of course," Thor says.

"I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta," Tony says.

Tony tries to lift the hammer but fails.

"I'll be right back," Tony says.

He comes back wearing his armored hand, Tiny tries to lift the hammer again and fails once more.

He then gets Rhodes in on it, both wearing their armored hands, Tony and Rhodey both try to lift Thor's hammer.

"Are you even pulling?" Rhodey asks Tony.

I laugh at them and Thor looks over at me and smiles. He once told me that he likes hearing my laugh.

"Are you on my team?" Tony asks.

"Just represent! Pull!" Rhodey tells him.

"Alright, let's go!" 

They both put effort into pulling as hard as they can.

Next up Bruce tries to lift the hammer, he roars as though pretending to change into the Hulk, and everyone either looks at him warily or grins as I shake my head and smile at him. He can be so silly sometimes.

Steve then gets up to try

"Let's go, Steve, no pressure," Tony tells Steve.

"Come on, Cap," Rhodey says.