what the motherfucking fuck am i doing right now in my crazy ass life?

things i quote all the time that people don't always get:

*note: quotes that are in italics are there to give context, or are from characters who i'm not quoting*

try and guess who/what the quotes came from!

"WE HATE RICHARD PEELE!"

"oBvIoUsLy."

"PIVOT!"

"I lost my shoe."

"My 'people skills' are 'rusty'."

"I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!"

"'S like dem fookin avocados."

"MAYBE?!"

"It tastes like feet."

"Son of a bitch!"

"Ya idjits."

"Family don't end in blood."

"Dingus."

"Driver chooses the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."

"I hope your apple pie was freakin' worth it!"

"If the tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!"

"I understood that reference."

"I'm with you to the end of the line."

"Punk." 

"Jerk."

"Don't do anything stupid until I get back." 

"How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you!"

"You wanted more?"

"Aw, what'd ya do dat fur?"

"We tuk ah chonce"

"We're both doing a really good job!"

"Mayo de noche."

"Look at all those chickens!"

"I'm in my mum's car, vrum vrum."

"Elvis. I can dig Elvis."

"C'mon, say you love me too."

"Fuck, you're tight."

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