March 14, 2018, Earth-616
Tony Stark's office, New Avengers Facility, Upstate New York
Wade is wearing a nice business suit, and I in a nice business casual button down tucked into a pencil skirt. Clearly dressed for some type of job interview.
Wade turns to me and says,
"I can't believe we're finally here. I've waited for this moment for so long."
Wade rubs his hands together nervously in his lap and continues,
"Thank you, sir, for seeing us. I firmly believe that our services could be of great use to your organization".
Wade looks over to me and gives a smile and slightly nods his head. What he said next, I can't make up. Wade looks at Mr. Hogan and goes:
"Now, l know I was caught smash-turbating in the lobby of Stark Tower".
I kicked Wade in the ankle trying my best to get him to stop in his tracks, but unfortunately it was too late, and the ball was already rolling. Mr. Hogan scrunched his eyebrows together in confusion, he looks between Wade and I,
"Smash-turbating? I'm sorry, what was that?" Mr. Hogan questions.
At this point, I tilted my head down in defeat, this interview was already over.
Wade then starts to explain the vile act,
"No, I'm sorry. That's-that's when you get those toy Hulk hands, right?" He makes a fist gesture, continuing to explain he goes, "And then, you just look down and you just....and you brace yourself and you...rrrrravage the midsection".
Still looking down into my lap, I shake my head in disbelief he's still explaining.
"I get it, okay, thank you. The picture's painted". Mr. Hogan stares back at us, disgusted and horrified.
Putting his hand up gesturing for Wade to shut the fuck up. Wade ends this unfortunate part of the conversation by saying,
"You get the gist." He says nodding his head.
"Uh, what exactly brings you two here today?" Mr. Hogan desperately changes the subject.
This is when I decide to take the floor, for both of our sakes.
"We care. I know he turns everything into a joke, but we..."
I briefly look over at Wade, his eyes hold so much pain. I continue,
"....care and we want to use these feelings for something important. We both want to matter, and to show people that we matter-". I explain softly.
"You know, I feel like we're wasting the good stuff here. Is-is the man not going to be joining us?" Wade says cutting me off.
Mr. Hogan furrows his brows again and asks,
"The man?"
Wade starts to talk (again)
"Yeah, we should say this if he's going to-" He begins.
Mr. Hogan cuts him off, thank FUCKING god. This can't get any worse.
"As far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man". Mr. Hogan clarifies.
"No." Wade disagrees.
Mr. Hogan then gestures to himself and says,
"The man is me. I am the man in this circumstance, and he doesn't do this kind of thing anymore".
A look of confusion washes over Wades face as he asks, "Cameos?"
"Meetings." Mr. Hogan clarifies.
"Meetings." Wade repeats in acknowledgment.
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deadpool and wolverine x y/n
Fanfictionbasically the movie rewritten to add y/n in. The main plot is not mine, but Y/n's plot is. None of these characters are mine, with the exception of Y/n this is also my first story! i'm testing the waters, i hope you enjoy!
