deadpool and wolverine x y/n

Chapter Four

North Dakota, Logan's grave, 2029

Y: Which brings us back to this.

D: A desecration of a sacred corpse.

I slash a TVA agent's throat with my knife, killing him.
Deadpool also stabs at another TVA agent with Logan's claws, as he tries to reach around, he stabs himself all the way through his right arm.

"OW MY OWN FFUCKING ARM!" I hear him yell out.

"ARE YOU GOOD?!" I yell back as I stab another agent charging at me.

"OH YEA IM FINE PUNPKIN IT'S JUST A LITTLE- OW FUCK!" Deadpool yells as he removes the claws from his arm.

He then stabs an agent and knocks their Time Sticks out of their hand. Another agent comes out of a TimeDoor. He yells as Deadpool stabs at his groin from the back with the claws

"Now we're talking!" Deadpool says to himself confidently.

"Not like this!" the agent yells out in agony.

Another agent comes from the TimeDoor and Deadpool stabs him in the groin as well, causing him to scream in pain.
Deadpool looks between the two agents on either side of him and says, "I'm sorry! Wolverining is hard!"

The agent, on the ground, on all fours cries out, "Make it stop!"

The other standing, now hunched over, screams mangled cries. I watch as Deadpool tries to pull away, but fails.

The very last, TVA agent standing approaches Deadpool, he comes to a stop, watching what Deadpool is doing to his men, screaming at him he says, "YOU SICK FUCK! Logan was a hero and the only thing worth a shit to ever come out of Canada!"

Deadpool uses his feet, pushing the men off the claws and silently stands up, not taking his eyes off the agent, he throws his katana at the ground with force, the butt of the handle hits the ground causing it to fly back up and straight into the mouth of the agent, killing him. Deadpool approaches the agent, I follow close behind him.
He looks the agent in the eyes, and says, "Get my country's name out of your fucking mouth...and my sword." Pulling out his katana and rubs it on his arm to wipe the blood off of it

"Gimme that." He pushes the agent and he falls to the ground.

I sigh, grabbing Deadpool's attention, "Oh, we've gotta find ourselves another Logan."

"An alive one." Deadpool adds.

He starts messing with the Tempad and opens a Time Door,

"Don't get up, guys. we'll see ourselves out." Deadpool says as we walk through the Time Door.

The TimeDoor opens and we appear at an ax throwing...bar?

Y: Because that seems like a good idea.

As we walk in, we are greeted by a flying ax, Deadpool grabs the ax right before it makes contact with his face, and hands it back to the guy who threw it. We start to approach Logan at the bar, who is drinking.

Deadpool calls out, "Logan!"

Logan turns around to face the two of us,

Deadpool continues, "I'm gonna need you to come with us."
Logan stares at us, a bit irritated he says, "Who's asking?"

He gets off his stool, our eyes follow him.

Deadpool looks down at Logan and in a cutesy voice says, "Well, look at this hairy Lou Retton! Did you stick the landing, little guy?"