I throw Legolas into a dungeon cell, and lock the door. He pouts. I smile.
"So what do you want to talk about?" I ask, squishing my face on the bars.
"What's your favorite color?" He asks. I facepalm myself.
"Legolas, you know what my favorite color is."
"Oh...I do?" He asks.
I nod." MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN YOU IMBECILE."
"It is? Oh yeah! I know what your favorite color is! It's green!" I shake my head.
"Legolas, I ready told you." I pinch his cheeks.
"Oh." Is all he says. "No wonder I remember now." I then take my face off the bars. I reach for the keys.
I unlock the doors, and he swings the doors open. "THANK YOU ALLIANA, FOR SAVING MY LIFE!!" I look at him.
"Legolas, I was the one who locked you up." Then I kiss his cheek, leaving him quite flustered. "Come on elf boy, we have to get ready for the ball!"
"What ball?" He asks.
"My ball! Today is my birthday you dimwit! Surely you remembered. " I look at him stearnly.
"Nope." He says smirking. Then he takes off running.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FOOL!" I yell, rushing after him.
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My Captain, My King
FanficSurrounded in an Orc attack when she was younger; Alianna was saved by a young boy her own age. The boy never was to be seen again. She never got to say thanks. Lord Elrond finds her, and takes her in as his own child. Now her name is Alianna Elrond...