stupid 2018 glmm but only written

part 1

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emily & luna (twins, 5 years old)
mom: 27
dad: 29

part 1
luna: *playing with toys*
emily: GRRRRR I WNAT HAT TOyyy!!!!!
luna: NNYO ITS MINE
mom: *walks in* SHUT Up
mom: GIVE EMEILY THE TOY!!1!!1!1
luna: *cries* WAAAAAAAA
mom: STUPID BRAT
emily: HHEHEHSHSHEHEHEHEHHEHE
mom: Let's go to the mall my beloved children except luna she's not beloved u mistake 🙄🙄🙄 ugly ass
luna: bitch what i literally look like my dad aka the man you chose to marry
mom: SHUT UP lets go !!!!!
dad: *walks in* LUNA CAN GO!!!!! I'M BRINGING HER
mom: o okays my pookie!! 🥺🥺🥺 *rolls eyes*
luna: YAY THANK YOU DADDY!!!!
mom: ONLY I CAN CALL HIM BACK
dad: stfu shit excuse for a wife i wish i was gay just so i wouldnt have to marry u
emily: *screaming* I WANNA GOOOO!!!!1!1!1
mom: ok my beloved polite moral respectful child!!!
luna: erm whath the sigma
dad: i'm gonna disown you

at the mall
emily: mommy c-c-can we go to the cnady store 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
mom: ofc my sweaty pie 🥰
luna: c- can i go too mommy 🥺
mom: stfu
luna: WAAAA WAAAAAAAAA
mom: SHUT UP 😡😡😡😡
luna: ☹️
emily: 🤫🧏‍♂️
dad: SIGH
so luna came anyways because yes
emily: MOMMY GIVE MR THIS $300 BIRTHDAY CAKE CHOCOLATE NOOWOWOWOWWWWW
mom: ok sweaty anything for u 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
luna: mommy c-can i have this milk chocolate for $0.0000000000000000-
mom: NO. take these gremlin vomit flavored peas instead because i hate you and i want to poison you
luna: but-
mom: be grateful
luna: 😕
emily: hhehshHhHEHSHEHHSHEHEH 😈😈😈

back home
emily: *playing with toys*
luna: can i ha-
emily: NO.
*after a bit*
*everyones at near the door*
dad: bye bitche si'm getting the milk
emily: dad where are u going 🥺
dad: are you deaf also fuck you
*the dad leaves*
dad: *crossing the street and gets hit by a car*
*military arrives at the door*
military: sorry ma'am and little ones ur dad got hit by a fucking car
luna: what does the military have to do with this
military: shshshHSHUT UP
emily & mom: *crying*
luna: *sad*
*after a bit*
mom: You have to sleep
emily: but i dont wanna 🥺
luna: can we stay up a bit mo-
mom: GO TO SLEEP RN BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU and yes emily my sweaty you can stay up 🥹🥹🥹
emily: YAYAYAYAYAY

A/N: why did i decide to do this