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emily & luna (twins, 15)
mom (oldie)
emma (15) (emily's friend)
jake (15) (badboy) (hot) (single) (the love interest)
home
emily: WKAE UP FART IM GNNONA BE LATE CUZ OF U
luna: fine and also fuck you
emily: DON'T CALL ME A SPOILED BRAT WAAAA WAAAAA SHE HIT ME
luna: erm what the-
mom: COME HERE BRAT AND EMILY AND EAT
emily: oh mi goda a whole 5 course meal with all my favorite things
luna: gremlin vomit flavored peas? that expired 10 years ago?
mom: be fucking grateful brat
luna: ☹️
emily: 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
at school
emily: HAI EMMA
emma: HAI EMILY
emma: who's that ugly rat
luna: i'm her sister and also who r YOU
emily: my sad excuse for a sister
emma: ew
*badboy jake walks by*
emily: OH MY GOD IS THAT JAKE
emily: jake my pookie bear 🥺🥺
luna: *b-b-blushes* h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi j-j-j-jake
emma: HE'S EMILY'S
luna: *becomes emo "depressed" sad alpha 😢*
emily: ugh 🙄
then , there's an announcement on the speaker!
principal: hello dear skibidirizzlers! gather to the outside gym court thingamajig to see what spcies you are 🥰🥰🥰
*everyone rushes outside*
A/N: get cliffhangered
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stupid 2018 glmm but only written
Humorthis is satire and is stupid on purpose if someone with current day humor tried to recreat a 2018 glmm. includes brainrot language but only a little
