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Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? (Max Milner as Razzle)

~AU because Phones exist in 1984~

"Drinks?" I said as I was chewing my gum, it was some stupid requirement for the Rainbow Diner. "Sure love. Can we get Jack and Coke? All of us." The cockney guy said as I nodded. "Coming right up." I said in my thick Boston accent. I wasn't from here, I came here from Texas to start an acting career and yeah well that hasn't gone well. So far my jobs have been: Stripper, Bartender and now a waitress. 

I'm still a stripper on the weekends but otherwise I'm just a waitress. "Here ya go." I said handing them the Jack and Cokes as they nodded. "Thanks." The blonde said as I nodded, walking off. "Hey she's hot. Maybe I can ask her out~" Nikki said looking at Tommy as he laughed. "Yeah good luck. I'm gonna be heading home to Heather." He said getting up as he left a few dollars on the table for me as he left. 

"Yeah. I better get home to Jane." Mick said leaving some money on the table as he too left. I was just on my phone playing with my hair, there weren't that many people tonight so I had some free time. I had a boyfriend back home, Larry Bird, yes the Larry Bird. I don't know how I scored him but I did and I miss him a lot but he hasn't played against the Clippers in a while. "Hey guess what. My boss said we're playing in LA against the Clippers tomorrow!" He said as my eyes lit up. 

I heard Vince whistle to me as I rolled my eyes, I put my phone in the gown as I walked over to him. "What can I help you boys with." I said as he winked and slid me his number as Nikki did the same. "Sorry boys. I'm taken." I said as they laughed. "Yeah sure." They said as Nikki paid for his drinks and left, I saw a girl get onto his bike as I rolled my eyes. "Welp I should get home to Sharise." Vince said paying his bill as I took then money and went back to the cash register. I noticed the Brit with the top hat staring as I just looked confused. 

My phone dinged as I looked, it was a message from Larry. "You alright?" The message read as I sighed. "Yeah sorry. Just got some weirdos I'm waitressing." I messaged back as I put the cash in the drawer. "Hope they aren't hitting on you." He messaged as I laughed and messaged back, "Yeah they did. The blonde is married too." I said as he sent a rolling eyes emoji as I giggled. 

"Y/N! Off the phone!" My boss said as I sighed and put my phone away as I saw the cockney guy left. I closed up the diner as I finally had a chance to go home. I put my helmet on as I drove home, yeah I owned a motorcycle. I took off my helmet as I saw Larry's bike in the driveway as I was confused. "How did he get his bike here from Boston-" I thought as I headed inside to see him making dinner. "Hey love~" He said as I ran and hugged him. 

"Look, I gotta tell you. I want to break up-" He said as I felt my heart shatter. "GET OUT!" I yelled throwing the engagement ring at him as he zoomed off on his bike. I broke down sobbing, what the fuck was wrong with me. 

~December 8th~

"What?!" I said looking at the TV. I recognized the guys from the diner, Vince Neil and Razzle. He can't be dead! I quickly got my helmet on as I rushed to the hospital. "Razzle Dingley!" I said to the receptionist as she pointed to his room as I ran there. "Razzle-" I said seeing him in such bad shape as I ran to his side as I held his hand. Fuck I loved him and I never got the chance to tell him.

"I love you..." I said as I sobbed hard. "Y/N?" He said as I looked at him as I immediately hugged him. "Razzle! Oh my god you're ok!" I said as he smiled and coughed. "Yeah...I'm ok..." He said as I kissed him, not caring that I could taste blood in my mouth. "I love you...never leave me-" I said as he smiled. "I love you too~"

~Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?~