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Headcannon: Spending their nights with you

Shrike

That squid boy would ramble on about Terran cartoons nonstop or about pizza (hopefully for you to pay for those). Watching movies together is never a quiet moment with Shrike as he always has to comment on something or asking you to get him something to eat. What you dont know is that he deliberately puts the pizza and drink on your side that he can talk with you. That way he enjoys it when you feed him a slice or hold out the drink for him. Watch out when this squid is falling asleep. Don't be too close or you become his pillow...a drenched in drool one.

Bulldog

This big boy enjoys short walks as well as reading books but with you his favorite thing are to cook something together. From buying groceries to get the food ready he enjoys every single moment with you. But be careful not to get hurt. One cut on your finger or burning yourself and he starts to panic. The more this happens the more he won't let you anywhere near the oven or a knife. You may have to do small things or just sit in the corner and read out the recipe. The minute it is done you enjoy the food together...at least for thirty seconds. The next Shrike is joining you. Despite having no nose he can sense free food a mile away.

Tyneen

This lady is a restless hunter and your nights are mainly on attacking ships in the middle of the night or checking out the treasures you have taken. At the same time you discuss the next steps to get more upgrades for the ship or a new battle cruiser making you her partner in crime. A relaxing night is rare for the queen, as it simply contains listening to music and lifting weights.

Scratch

This is a cat that demands quality on a got night time. Went you two spend that night together he wants nothing but high demands. The food must be expensive and the seats as comfortable as possible. Scritch is not allowed to disturb us as Scratch talks about himself...mainly himself. And the food? Well guess again, it is not for you if you aren't not fast enough. These nights together are mainly you being present and just listen to that cat rambling on about himself. Side note: If you mention Shrike he will talk about that guy all night...in case you want to hear something else for once.

Scritch

That sweetie doesn't need words to have a comfortable night with you. He gives you books to read out loud and he gets all cuddly with you. If you aren't too loud you might hear him purr with joy. Make sure you are alone or Scratch will ruin this night by pushing the orange cat off your lap and sits there instead.

Ricket

This cheerful skeleton loves walks and enjoys a nice evening at the bar. You two can talk about anything while enjoying a cocktail together. You two are like the best buddies wherever your go you two give off positive feeling and make the place so much more cheerful. So much even Jawbone would smile and that means a lot.

Kara

This assassin needs her nights to relax for the next job. When you are around she makes sure that you are involved in her relaxing routine. She enjoys spa nights giving you everything you need to pamper yourself. It is like a sleepover for girls with dance music or a good action movie. Just make sure it is not about assassins or Kara get really jealous (she cannot stand to see others fiction or non-fiction to be better than her).