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Headcannon: Babysitting

Shrike

Seriously, who is babysitting who? It is like watching to children causing chaos and it worse knowing that Shrike is supposed to be the adult one. But to be fair that child will have their time of their lives and will never forget it. Pranks, cartoons and loads of fast food will be part of their activities which might be a problem for Beebs, as he is the victim of all their pranks. Mind you that squid boy might be better off being the cool uncle to any child.

Bulldog

Oh man! He would be the ultimate father figure. That child will be raised with rules as well as with love. Reading about how to raise a child will be one of his main jobs besides fixing the ship. Also teaching the kid on how to play the guitar will be important for them to bond. That child will never forget it and would love to be around this big guy as much as possible. If they have a single mother Beebs should be prepared to get hitched.

Tyneen

Now that is more of a badass aunt. Tyneen doesn't care of rules or saving the child from harm. That little one will become the little queen/king of the ship and rules the crew with an iron fist. That child will be no push over in the future...but probably one of the best pirates the galaxies will ever see.

Scratch

That cat has absolutely no idea on what to do with a child. He rather lets Scritch take care of them as himself getting his hands dirty.

Scritch

Another wonderful cool uncle a child can ask for. Scritch would try to spend some quality time with the kid and enjoys every second. Despite of no words are spoken their bonds is closer than it ever was with Scritch. But be prepared that orange cat had the problem to let go...watching the child leave with big sad eyes.

Ricket

Raising a child might be hard for this one. Ricket reads everything a child might need and would probably go overboard to make the ship child safe. A very careful and protective type to make sure the child is happy and secure. Also his farewell with the child will end with tears.

Kara

That assassin doesn't know if she should take care of the child or simply kill it to get rid of the babysitting tasks. But if that child is not a nuisance she might like it after all. But be warned, Kara is married to her job and takes the child on her jobs. If you want a traumatized child back, be my guest and hire Kara to babysit.