Good Little Boy [ Gravity Falls]

[11] Little Dipper

The Shack didn't have many customers around 12 and so, everyone spent their time around the tv. [M/N] sat in front of the tv, on his side as Ducktective played and Mystery Meat purred as she was itched behind her ear beside him. Stan sat in the usual yellow chair and Mabel leaned on the T-Rex head upside down as Dipper took the highest seat above Stan's head. They really need to get more furniture or at least more chairs for seats. It was quiet before the doorbell rang and Stan groaned, "They better buy something this time." He says as he got up, his bones creaking as he hurried to the door.

Soon the smell of old vanishing gas wafted and [M/N] groans as Stan rushes back into the living room, carefully stepping over [M/N] as Mystery Meat yowls from the fast movements and hurried back upstairs. Stan rips off the Decore behind the yellow chair to reveal a duffel bag of money, one hand grabbing [M/N] up like a Potatoes sack over his shoulder, and his free hand pressing all the rock wall.

"Which one of these is da trap door?" He questions loudly while still struggling to find the rock that would open it.

"Mr.Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest.." The man in a navy suit says, walking in and through the threshold, "and you are our big WINNER!" He shouts out happily as some sort of cheery music plays as a camera man and two pretty ladies with a huge check comes through too.

Okay that is the biggest bullshit that any cow has made. Stan doesn't coupon, he just steals

One of the ladies throws out golden confetti and [M/N] rolls himself off Stan's shoulder, falling onto the chair with a grunt and rubbing his neck from the stiff landing. 

"My one and only dream.." Stan says in awe, "Which was to possess money, has come true!"

"We're rich!" Dipper gasps, looking to his sister and friend with excitement, "I'm gonna get a butler!"

"I'm gonna buy a talking horse!" Mabel exclaims happily as they turn to their friend who looked at them and quickly thinks of something to spend money on but really there wasn't much his greedy heart desired.

"I'm gonna get Mystery a new eye?" [M/N] says as the twin's groan together.

"That's not fun!"

"She's perfect the way she is!"

"Just sign here for the money." The man in the navy suit says, holding a nice stack of papers to Stan and the impulsive Pine's signs it eagerly. "You bet!" He even says as the Navy suit man's face turned smug as [M/N] felt it. He could smell the cow that took the biggest bullshit scheme to an even better schemer in Gravity Falls.

"Ha! Stanford, you fool!" Gideon says as he runs through the check with his puffy white hair and baby blue sequence suit. The ladies leave the scene, "You just signed over the Mystery Shack to widdle Ol 'me!"

Gideon does his smug little dance with his own music that plays in his stupid little brain as [M/n] gets up. 

Beating up a fat kid wasn't really on his to-do list today, but he could move things around.

Stan places a hand on his employee's shoulder, smug as well as he held the pen, "Uh, you might want to take another look there." He says as Gideon grins as he lifted up the paper to read the signature of his defeated foe.

"The shack is hereby signed over to..." His eyes widen in horror and Suprise to see the large print on the line, "SUCK A LEMON, LITTLE MAN." Gideon finishes as Stan lets out his loud and smug laugh, holding his chest as he laughs too. With frustration, Gideon rips the contract in half, pointing to Stan while shouting, "HOW DARE YOU!" It doesn't help that the Twins and the insufferable [M/N] were laughing too.