Total Drama Action Extended and Revamped

Episode Ten - Masters of Disasters

Episode 10 - Masters of Disasters

•Screaming Gaffers - Cody, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Heather, and LeShawna

•Killer Grips - Beth, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, and Owen

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Sitting in a black room with posters of Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, and himself strewn about on the walls, and a table with two cups of coffee and a couple of board and card games by his computer was Chris McLean. He relaxed against his desk chair and faced the camera, hands collected in his lap.

"Last time on Total Drama Action!" Chris opened as scenes from the previous episode were shown. "Justin rallied Beth against her BFF and Izzy in a crusade to get his mojo back. Izzy fought back by motivating Lindsay to take advantage of the team's sorry state and played team leader, which actually worked super well. Owen licked blood off the walls, and Cody peed his pants because a guilty DJ growled at him. Hahaha, that guy gets more and more pathetic every episode he stays."

"The scariest part of our horror movie themed challenge? Chef's immoral and illegal alliance with his stepson was exposed, and while Chef tried desperately to hide it from me, it was to no avail. Heather also tried to hitch along for the ride, but when she realised how much pain the alliance was causing DJ, she let him go no problem, and even apologised. I know, it surprised me too."

The camera cut to Chris playing a city building simulator. A tornado wiped out his city, while he sat back and cackled manically. "I love this game! And I'm not just talking about City-Simulator. Will Heather's cold, cold heart shine through now that her team is at each other's throats? Will Owen put a stop to his team's bitter rivalries? And what of Chef? How long until he is fired? All this answered in the most exciting episode yet of Total! Drama! Action!"

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(Fade to opening theme)

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

You guys are on my mind.

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

I'll get there one day.

'Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(Fade to episode)

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Stars would be listening in the night sky, if not for the light pollution. Owen walked to the bathroom with his toiletries while Justin relaxed out front, staring mindlessly at himself in a hand mirror, his face relaxed. His face was now completely clear, not a single pimple to be seen, his final patch being peeled off right in front of a nervous Beth, who watched from a distance as she gathered the strength to talk to him.

She inhaled, exhaled, then finally approached him, twiddling her thumbs as she did so. "H-Hey, Justin!"

Gasping slightly, Justin turned to her, clutching his chest. "Beth! Don't scare me like that. I thought you were Izzy coming to deliver another unwanted greasy surprise."