" this ugly tall giraffe ass nigga just gone knock my drink down and now I smell like alcohol " I said to myself as I wiped my shirt and hands down looking into the bathroom mirror. " ugly ass gorilla ass hoe ass nigga " I sucked my teeth fixing my lipgloss and putting on a bit of perfume.
" damn its like that? I can buy u a new drink u know that right " he walked into the bathroom laughing. " u know this a women's restroom right? " I rolled my eyes not even looking his way.
" shit I can read " he shrugged still having an ugly smirk on his face. " u damn sure can't walk " I said being petty. Well was i? Cuz he literally made me drop my drink.
" I'm sorry , Ian mean too I wasn't looking and u short as fuck " he stopped smiling and walked up beside me. " nigga Ian THAT short I'm seeable " I mugged him.
" Ight look since u so mad how bout I take u home since u all wet and shit " he absorbed my outfit and it made me uncomfortable like yeah nigga u cute but I don't want u.
" how do I know u won't kidnap me? U look like the type " I looked around the bathroom making sure nobody could hear me. " Youn think I would've did that shit differently? Plus u look like too much to carry " he made a yikes face.
" oh wow folks .. on that note no I don't need ur ride I can handle myself thanks but no thanks " I said before trying to walk away but he grabbed my arm. " I'm sorry Ian mean it like that , ion think before I speak " he apologized.
" clearly. But no seriously I don't want your ride offer I'm good I came here with people who probably looking for me as we speak " I grew impatient with this dumbass conversation.
" bruh cmon that's the least I can do , I'll buy u to drink then we can leave Ight? Since u gotta attitude and shit " he sucked his teeth pulling his phone out his pocket.
" I mean I guess u can take me , if your car dirty then I'm not going " I gave him a heads up and he nodded and we walked out of the bathroom and back to the bar.
" back so soon? What can I get ya?" The bottle girl asked me. " yeah folks some clumsy bitch bumped into me but I want the same thing from earlier " I side eyed blick and he sucked his teeth. " coming right up " she said grabbing a class cup and a lemon.
—-
" oh shit u got a cyber truck , how much this was? Oh my gosh " I ran my fingers across the car door as he opened it. " don't worry bout it , get in. " he instructed and I got into the cold car. " I love a cold ass car " I thought to myself before being interrupted by him and his music.
" buckle up " he pointed at the seatbelt causing me to put it on and lean back awkwardly. " Youn gotta be awkward just chill " i nodded as he started his loud ass ass and drove away from the club.
They play witchu and ima cut off they hand
They play witchu they know I'm taking a risk
When she with me then other niggas extent
When I'm with her she show me love existI really wanted to ask him questions about himself since I've never seen him around until a few weeks ago so I turned the music down and cleared my throat. " what? " he rudely asked. " oop .. I'm just tryna ask u some questions " I mugged him.
" ask " he dryly said taking a hard turn causing me too bump my head. " bro do u lot have a license? What the fuck " I rubbed the side of my head softly. " my bad , I just be driving fast " he chuckled slowing down.
" ion even wanna ask nothing nomore " I tuned the music back up and he turned it down. " no ask yo question " he gave me a look then turned his focus back to the road.
" where u from? " I tilted my head. " Baltimore " he put a sign that I didn't recognize. " oh that's why I sound like that " I chuckled scooting up.
" I'm guessing u from here since u act like it " he assumed causing me to smile . " yuppp " I said smiling hard. " Ight nigga calm down Baltimore still better "
" hm? So why u selling to drugs here in the raq huh? " I tilted my head catching him in his own lie. " Mmtch don't worry bout it , ain't this yo crib? " he pointed at one of the houses.
" yup " I said taking my seatbelt off in a rush and grabbing my phone which was in my lap. " damn watchu rushing for Youn wann keep talking? " he turned the car off and leaned back so I looked at the time then scooted back.
" I guess we can talk for bit " I sighed the leaned back lookin at him who was looking at me. " how old are ? " I asked. " twenty four, how old are u? " he squinted his red eyes.
" twenty three " I played with my nails feeling myself become nervous as rylo still played in the background.
And all I wanna do is live and die witchu
I know if this niggas slide at u
I wish I could die on u" what u do for work? " he started adjusting his jeans and I looked at him funny.. okay maybe I did want him. " i own a business and I'm like real big on social media I guess " I shrugged.
" a Bidness? Oh u one dem classy bit-females " he cleared his throat. " watch ya mouf and yeah I am " I shrugged seeing morning wrong with being classy and i wasn't even really classy I just had standards and people swore that was just so classy.
" u got a nigga? " he squinted his eyes at me then looked out the window at his surroundings. " would I be here with u if I had a nigga? " I sucked my teeth.
" I was just askin , some these hoes be cheaters , but who u stay here with? " he looked over at my house again causing me to squinted my eyes at him. " with my sister .. why wassup? " I scooted up.
" chill chill chill , I was just wondering " he started laughing watching me become defensive. " mhm yeah okay " I scooted back making sure to be on alert.
" do u have a babymomma? " I asked randomly and he cleared his throat. " no , ion fuck with kids " he licked his lips so I smiled satisfied with the answer.
" me neither , so u sell weed ? " i asked looking at a bag of weed he had in his seat. " yeah I do why? U a fed" he asked grabbing the bag making me laughed.
" no I wanna try it " I rolled my eyes stating the obvious and he opened the bag and it was a chocolate chip cookie not weed but it smelt like weed. " this ain't weed " he smiled breaking the cookie in half.
" this an edible? Fuck no ion fuck with dem " I quickly shook my head. " u funny as fuck but cmon just try it , I'll take care of u " he promised before putting the small piece in my hand.
" u sure this not to much? It look like a lot " I said unsure of the amount that I was about to take. " I wouldn't give u more than u cous handle ma cmon we take it together " he said before doing a count down and we bit into the cookie.
" u make these? " I asked looking for a bottle of water. " Nawl , my sisters make these and watchu looking for? " he squinted his eyes grabbing a bottle of water from the side of him. " that , pass me that " I tried to grab it but he threw it out the window causing me to softly slap him.
" don't be hitting me " he laughed rubbing his cheek. " why u throw it out now I have no water " I sucked my teeth in irritation forgetting that we were literally across the street from my house. " ma yo house right there let's Js go get some water " he pointed at the house.
" oh right , let's go I needa change into something comfortable anyway " I said opening my side of the car door and getting out.
YOU ARE READING
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐆
Fanfiction" 𝐒𝐎 𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐃? " " 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 , 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐓?"