The Thundermans (Male Spider-Man Reader)

Blue Detective

Max is on a date with Maddy at Splatburger as Max wins her a stuff animal.

Max: Ha! Ha! Got ya, hippo! Right in your stuffed chubby butt. 

Maddy: Oh, you're so sweet, Max. 

Max: Whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you. Let's seal this moment with a selfie.

Max and Maddy both take a selfie together.

Maddy: Oh, our eyes came out all red. We totally look evil. 

Max: I know. It's a keeper! 

They then sit down as a random wind blows by.

Jay Jay: Sorry, everyone. Must have been some extra wind in the tubes. In the biz, that's called a "tube fart." You know what? Sploagies on the house!

Sploagies then falls onto the plates.

Max: Free food! 

Maddy: Oh, no, Max, the bracelet you gave me fell off. Uh, maybe it's underneath the table. 

Max: Yeah.

They then go under the table and look for the bracelet.

Maddy: Oh, do you see it? Achoo! Achoo! 

She sneezes on Max.

Maddy: Sorry. I'm allergic to fur. 

Max: Hope it's not my mustache. I forgot to shave.

 A Russian girl dressed in a weird costume knocks into Max's table and speaks bad Russian.

Russian Girl: Oopsa-doopsie. Tatiana not see so good with inside sunglasses. 

Max: Keep it moving, furball. My girl is allergic to your weird hat. 

Russian Girl: Sorry, Tatiana not mean to spoil big-time American date. 

Maddy and Max then sit back down as Y/N walks by.

Maddy: I feel so bad about the bracelet. 

Max: Hey, don't worry about it. We'll check by the Fun Claw-- right after I finish this sploagie. 

Maddy: I guess we shouldn't let anything ruin our-- Ahhh! 

Max takes a bite at the sploagie burger and turns blue. 

Max: What? Do I have something on my face? 

Maddy: You've just got... a little... Ahhh!

Maddy freaks out and runs away. Max then sees his skin.

Max: I'm blue. Ahhhhh!

He runs but stops and grabs the Sploagie burger and runs off.

The Thundermans gather at their living room after receiving texts from Max to meet him there after a horrible date. 

Phoebe: Hey, did you guys all receive-- 

Y/N: A text from Max saying there was a family emergency? We all got one. 

Barb: Awww, his text says that he's blue. My baby must have had a bad date. Everyone be nice to him. 

Max then arrives blue as everyone laughs.

Max: It's not funny! Stop laughing! You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here. 

Phoebe: So we could take pictures? 

Phoebe took a picture of Max.

Max: No pictures! You're here become someone in this room slipped me a Bolivian blue bean. It turns your skin blue for 24 hours.