Winter Thunderland

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It's a week away from Christmas at the Thunderman's house and everyone is excited about it.

Phoebe: Oh, Merry Old Christmas ♪

Max; Christmas? Again? Everyone bein' nice, singin' songs, eatin' figgy pudding.

Y/N: Hey, it's still a week away, so you've got plenty of time to get your figgy on.

Max: Never. I will fight Christmas as long as I live. It's the number one supervillain rule, followed by never help old people.

Phoebe: Tsk. You can't defeat the spirit of Christmas, Max. ♪ Merry Old Christmas! ♪

Hank and Barb come in and see Y/N and Phoebe has finish decorating.

Hank: Ho! Ho! Ho! Nice job, you two.

Barb: You've definitely outdone yourselves.

Nora and Billy come in.

Nora: ♪ Merry Almost-Christmas! ♪

Max: Okay, we get it.

Nora: Billy's even helping me make sure we have a white Christmas.

Billy: Yep. Check out my snow dance. Make it snow! Make it snow!

Max: Make him stop. Make him stop.

Hank: Sorry, Nora, the forecast says no snow and Billy's awesome dance moves aren't gonna change that.

Nora: But it's our holiday tradition. It's not a Thunderman Christmas if we're not all together playing in the snow.

Barb: Don't worry, Nora. I'm sure it'll still feel just like the holidays.

Y/N: Yeah, that's right, but just to help... me and Phoebe arranged a Secret Santa gift exchange. Now all you have to do-

Y/N holds out a bowl and everyone instantly grabs one.

Hank: Ooooh!

Barb: I like that.

Y/N: Just do that, I guess.

Nora: I got Mom! 

Barb: I got Max! 

Hank: I got Phoebe!

Billy: Sweet! I got myself. I can't wait to see what I get me.

Phoebe: All right, fine, um... I got, uh, Y/N.

Y/N: Oh! Which means I got Max, and Max got... Nora.

Max: You're going down, Nora.

Nora: Does anybody wanna switch with me? Okay.

Billy: You know what, Nora? I'm gonna keep our family tradition alive. How does snow from Mount Fuji sound?

Billy runs ff and returns with a bucket.

Billy: It's blizzard time!

Billy throws water on Nora.

Billy: The snow turned into water. It's a Christmas Miracle! 

On Christmas Eve, Dr. Colosso is annoyed at Max.

Colosso: It's already Christmas Eve, Max, and you haven't asked me about my mistletoe hat.

Max: I'm sorry, buddy. What's this cry for attention about?

Colosso: Well, normally, I hate Christmas. But this year I'm using it as an excuse to get a smooch from... your mom!

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