Scene opens on Professor Marmalade in his mansion, humming as he's getting dressed with the help of his somewhat nonverbal manservant, Cuddles.
The doorbell rings.
Marmalade: Oh, goody.
Scene cuts to you and the rest of the Bad Guys arriving outside, admiring the decor.
Mr. Wolf: Wow.
Ms. Tarantula: Big and fancy.
Sean: It's alright I suppose...
Mr. Shark: Rodent's got taste. Okay.
Mr. Snake: Huh. Almost makes me wanna be cute.
Sean: Speaking of which, where is the little-
Marmalade: They say experience is the best teacher. And they are wrong. I am. Good morning, students of goodness. And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.
Mr. Piranha: (referring to the Meteorite) A giant butt!
Marmalade: Huh? Uh, it's-it's not a butt. It's a lamp- (claps and the "lamp" turns on) -in the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest...
Mr. Piranha: I wonder whose butt it is.
Marmalade: Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a Heart. Now, as I was saying...
Mr. Piranha: Then why does it have cheeks?
Wolf, Snake, Shark, and Piranha shush him while you chuckle to yourself.
Mr. Piranha: What? I've never seen a Heart with cheeks.
Marmalade: (scoff) It's not a...
Sean: (cocking your head) From this angle it kinda looks like a pair of-
Marmalade: It's not a Butt! And it is not Breasts!
Mr. Piranha: Does he know what a Butt is?
Mr. Shark: (teasingly) Like you wanna see the Governor naked?
Sean: (getting flustered and irritated) Don't test me Shark.
Marmalade: (clears throat) As I was saying, on the outside, the six of you are villains, predators, remorseless sociopaths.
Mr. Shark: Oh, stop. You're making me blush.
Sean: You've got a way with words Professor.
Marmalade: But inside, there's a flower...the flower of goodness... and when it blooms and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating through your body, you're going to want to feel it all the time.
You and Wolf look back at your tails, remembering how they had wagged last night.
Ms. Tarantula: So we're going for a tingle?
Marmalade: The tingle of goodness, which you'll feel in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory.
Sean: You created a Laboratory... simply just for sharing?
Marmalade: Problem, Mr. Shepherd?
Sean: I mean, I don't think it's hard, it's just something none of us have done before. Well, at least not with the indent of actually doing it. (I turn my head towards Snake and the others chuckled)
Sean: To be honest, I forgot the last time I ever did a good deed for someone on purpose. Sharing definitely isn't a specialty of ours.
Marmalade: Which is why I've researched on how to get Criminals to feel like doing it. Okay, Mr. Snake, I'm going to give you a push-pop.
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The Bad Guys: Can Criminals Change?(Fanfic)
FanfictionThis story will be somewhat similar to my other Bad Guys story; Live Good or Die Bad where the main character starts off as a solo criminal, but soon finds comfort after joining Mr. Wolf and his notorious gang known as "The Bad Guys." When he and t...
