This story will be somewhat similar to my other Bad Guys story; Live Good or Die Bad where the main character starts off as a solo criminal, but soon finds comfort after joining Mr. Wolf and his notorious gang known as "The Bad Guys." When he and t...
Scene opens on you and the rest of the Bad Guys on an armored boat, being transported to a maximum security prison on a remote island, before transitioning to you being processed. The facility was called "S.U.C.M."
Wolf was feeling guilty, but Sean was cursing at himself as he was putting all of this unfair blame on himself.
Mr. Shark: I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent.
Mr. Snake: Oh, we got double-crossed by *two* rodents, and neither of them are tiny.
Mr. Shark: What?
A guard comes and grabs Snake by the neck and brings him over to a processing station.
Mr. Snake: This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade. Turns out it was Wolf and Sean conning *Us!*
The guard wrings his neck and he coughs up a variety of objects.
Mr. Snake: Does that sound familiar to you guys?!
Sean: (being scanned with a metal detector) What? Why would you think that? If anything that fucking pig should be held accountable for our mess!
Officer: Hey, language!
Sean: What happened to the First Amendment?
Mr. Snake: Oh, I don't know, maybe because you just sabotaged the heist of our lives! I think the two of you owe us an explanation.
Mr. Wolf: Okay. You're right.
Sean: It was stupid for us to not tell you all right away.
A guard escorts you to have your mugshot taken.
Sean: Back in the museum, I tried to steal an old lady's purse. (Smiling before the camera flash)
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Sean: You know, the classic snatch and grab.
Ms. Tarantula: (having her prints taken) *Tried* to? Since when do you try to steal something and not just steal it?
Sean: (getting your prison jumpsuit) I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and... I kind of helped her.
Mr. Snake: (getting his mugshot) What?!
(Wolf was getting his mugshot)
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