This story will be somewhat similar to my other Bad Guys story; Live Good or Die Bad where the main character starts off as a solo criminal, but soon finds comfort after joining Mr. Wolf and his notorious gang known as "The Bad Guys." When he and t...
The scene cuts to the Golden Dolphin awards ceremony while you and Mr. Wolf voiceover your plan.
Mr. Wolf: Like every year, the ceremony will be held at the museum of Fine Arts, where the Golden Dolphin will be positioned just beyond the backstage curtain.
Scene shows the Dolphin on a pedestal, surrounded by a laser grid.
Mr. Piranha: Pfft. Sounds easy.
Sean: (putting on a slick tuxedo) Exactly. "Sounds" easy, Hermano. But we'll need to bypass three levels of Security. Nothing's ever too easy with these kinds of things.
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Mr. Wolf: So step one, we'll need to blend in.
Scene cuts to all of you arriving at the Golden Dolphin ceremony while Rupert Marmalade shows up in his limo.
Mr. Wolf: Professor Marmalade, this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin, the most annoying good creature on the planet.
Sean: Everyone always picture folks like Marmalade whenever they look up "Good" in the dictionary. But I for one ain't so sure about him. There's no way anyone is *that* nice and virtuous, especially when it comes to Marmalade.
Professor Marmalade exits his limo and starts signing autographs.
Tiffany Fluffit: Professor, in the past year, you've stopped wars, fed the hungry, and saved countless Pandas. Some have described your goodness as second only to Mother Teresa.
