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Dream and Grian..Attack!

Ok I haven't been posting, and tbh, that is my fault, I have been to busy with school and reading oneshots😅

Well, here ya go a new crack oneshot, also I do not use CCs! So when I use Wilbur or anyone of the sorts, I am not implying that I think he and the others are good, not at all, also! Dream was framed, it was false!

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Fandom: Dream SMP

Main Character(s): Dream Clay Wastaken and Grian

Type: Crack Ig?

Mentioned Fandom(s): Grian, FNAF/Afton Family, Hermitcraft Ig

AU(s): Main

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Michael, Xisuma, Mumbo, Scar, Dream, Nightmare, XD, and Grian were all hanging out in the Fandom Hangout Palace in the massive library, it was quite quiet, you wouldn't even have known they were there... Up until it was no longer a silent room.

Dream looked up from his book, he had been reading, 'The Girl Who Looked Beyond The Stars,' by L.B. Anne.

"Nom nom?" He spoke randomly, drawing Nightmare's, Xavier's, and  Michael's attention.

"Hmm? Could you repeat that?" XD asked, confused.

Nightmare froze, knowing full well the silence from 5 seconds ago, would soon be nothing but a faint memory.

"Num nom?" Dream asked, changing his first word a bit.

"No num nom," Nightmare scolded him.

Dream simply tilted his head and then set the book down.

"Nom nom Michael's hand?" He asked.

Nightmare sighed before apologizing to Mike, "Sorry, I tried."

Michael realized what this meant and began to slowly back away from his best friend.

"No, no, my hand taste bad, bad taste, rotten," Michael told the admin.

"Go eat XD's hand instead," Michael suggested, he needed revenge for a prank XD played on him anyway.

"No, Nuh uh! Don't you dare!" Xavier warned nervously, slowly backing into a wall.

Dream was currently in his... 'Child' State of mind, so... He did the only thing that came to mind.

Dream leaped onto Xavier and begin to nom nom his hand.

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Now, for those of you who don't know what nom noming is, it is similar to a bite, but instead you curved your lips over your teeth and lightly bite so the victim isn't hurt, it is more like a play thing.  It is also called; Num Num, Num Nom, and Non Num.

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Grian overhead what was happening, and had a magnificent idea, do the same as Dream!

A mischievous expression emerged on the strawberry blond's face, Xisuma noticed this and took notice of his avian playful mode tells.

Xisuma was aware something was about to happen, although, he stayed nonetheless.

"Num Num?" Grian asked.

Mumbo knew what he was doing and decided it was time to leave without notice.

"No, no num num, Mum-" Scar stopped mid sentence, noticing the absence of the ravenette.

"Yes nom nom, Mom nom Xisuma's ear?" Grian's avian side decided the ear would be fun.

"He... He has a helmet on Bud- wait, nvm, forgot that you took since it isn't needed," Scar muttered.

"What is he plan-" before Xisuma could finish his nervously spoken sentence, he was pounced on. His hand became the target.

Okay, just note, this is a little thing my younger self would do with my parents, I'd fold my lip over my teeth and then pretend to bite their arm, this tactic does not leave any saliva on the other person.

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