This story is about Sonic and his teammates' journey to Ancient Greece because someone extraordinary from Green Hills desperately needs their help to help the "Ancient Greek" civilization from danger that some villain from the future cause. And you...
She frowns, continuing the sarcastic discussion about the "bank robbery": You didn't even try to do it right now, did you?.. You're so slow... I guess I'm swifter than you.. *grinning*
H-Hey! I can totally do it right now! I just... Sonic gives Dorothy a deadpan look: need to wait until nighttime, okay?! That's how my plan works! You know... the time when it's dark out, when most people are asleep... at night. Dorothy chuckles: I know, Blue Blur, but why do it at night when you're as fast as... light... when you're the greatest hedgehog? Just do it right now. You're fast, bro! *laughs*
Sonic sighs in frustration: Ugh, because I need to avoid being seen!! Nighttime is when most people are asleep. If I'm seen doing a robbery, the cops will arrest me. *slowly facepalms* Dorothy teases him more: Oh, are you just scared because of that? I can use my teleportation power and camouflage to not be seen. I'm brave enough to do it, and you..?? *laughs*
As far as I know, you could just... run from the cops, you know? You dumbo. *sarcastically teases him more* This time, Sonic gets right up in her face, his expression serious: For the last time... I'm not scared! I'm being smart! *Sonic groans loudly again, his eye twitching once more* Maybe I could run away from them. I'm fast enough to outrun the cops and stuff. But being chased down by the damn *police* isn't exactly on my bucket list, okay?! DAMN.
Dorothy, seeing his serious face, stops teasing him and says: Yeah! I totally agree with you, bro. I'm just fooling around, haha. Sonic takes a deep breath, backing off a bit: You're... you're messing with me? Jeez, you nearly gave me a heart attack! How can you even get a heart attack just from that, huh? *She looks at him, confused.* Sonic raises an eyebrow: It's a figure of speech, genius. It means you had me legitimately worried that you thought I was scared. She laughs: Haha... okay, so-called Genius. *laughs*. He laughs back: Hey, you're the one who thought I was scared. Don't twist my words back at me!
Dorothy then asks Sonic for advice: Hey, I'm actually bored of being a so-called witch. What should I do next? I'm bored trolling people back to back... He says: Come on... think of something else. Surely you've done more than just that. You've been around for thousands of years. You've had plenty of opportunities to have some fun besides just scaring them. That can't be all you can do with your power, right?
Haha... do you want to hear about my experience trolling people for thousands of years? *laughs uncontrollably*. Sonic nods, intrigued: Sure, might as well! Tell me everything!
She starts telling her stories from the past: Do you know Henry the 8th, King of England? Sonic curiously replies: Yeah, why? Well, I once made him rampage through his own castle with my paralyzing power, and the guards almost killed their own king! *laughs*. Sonic lets out a genuine snort of laughter: Oh man, seriously?! You actually had THE king of England on a rampage in his own castle? *Hahahaha*
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She grins: Sounds fun, right? I'm casting spells on him because I got tired of watching him change wives like he's changing clothes, being a cheater and discarding his ex-wives. Sonic laughs again: Whoa, you were just fed up with him changing wives that much? Sounds like you did a good deed, haha! She feels proud: I sure did! *grins*. Sonic smiles in amusement: Wow... so you're telling me a prank you played on a king was your funniest experience? And I thought I wasn't a boring person... haha.
She adds: Not just that, though. I literally cast a dancing spell on the folks in Strasbourg in 1518, making them dance non-stop until they died, haha. Sonic full-on laughs: Oh man, you're kidding me. You literally made people dance 'till they died? That's insane! How many people did you do that to? Like... around 400 only. I know that's not really a lot of people. *she says sarcastically*. He freezes: Wait a damn minute... not a lot of people?! That's 400 people you made die via dance overload! How do you do something like that and not consider it a lot?!
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Dorothy replies with a tinge of inadequacy: Because I actually wanted to make the whole city of Strasbourg dance, but, you know, I couldn't cast too many spells at the time because people hated witches during the Middle Ages, sadly... Sonic says: Oh right, yeah. The witchcraft panic back then. People in the Middle Ages weren't exactly fond of your kind, were they? *laughs hard*
She confesses about the aftermath: Hahaha, they almost caught me, but you know I can change my appearance, so I turned into a tree. *laughs harder*. Sonic nearly bursts out laughing again: They almost found you... and your solution was to turn into a FREAKING TREE?! *almost choking from laughter*
She adds a plot twist: And the funny part is... one person saw me casting the spell and turning into a tree. They started screaming and telling everyone I was a witch, but no one believed him, so they accused him of being the witch and burned him instead!. Sonic is practically choking from laughter: Oh my god... they accused the wrong guy and burned him instead of you?! Hahaha, that's priceless!
That's why I turned into a tree because if someone saw me, no one would believe them. *feeling clever*. Sonic laughs one final time, eventually calming down: Oh my god... I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious! Turning into a tree... and the poor guy who accused you got blamed and burned instead. *laughs* You sure know how to have fun!
Hehe... I know, right? and I've actually done many more things like this *Dorothy laughs*, Ok but i need to bring you somewhere, let's follow me, let's take a walk around athens, shall we??. Sonic gets excited: Sure!!, Let's explore this place!!
