IF FIGURE WAS A TEACHER!!

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he's not blind in this chapter he uses glasses, alright?? >:)

figure: WASSUP IPAD KID OHIO SHORTIE READY TO LEARN TODAY?!! *handshakes screech*

screech: damn chill 🙄

figure: WASSUP POOKIE READY TO LEARN TODAY? !! *kisses seek*

seek: *kisses back* what are we learning about today, honey? 

figure: gay sex 😃🔫

figure: WASSUP SPIDER MAN HOW WE DOING?!! 

timothy: huh

TIME SKIP CAUSE IM LAZY LOLZ!

figure: alright, y'all should know this. whats 1+1

seek: 2

jack and hide: 6

figure: I SWEAR HOW DID YOU GET IT WRONG I WILL KICK YOUR NECK RN-

jack and hide: what. ಥ‿ಥ

figure: *5 years later* alright guys whats the square root of 484

seek: ...89??

figure: nice try pookie, but its wrong I'm sorry

screech: 21 :)

figure: WRONG!! BUT CLOSE SON

glitch: 20. 

figure: WRONG!! ITS 22!! I SWEAR I WILL STEP ON YOUR TOE 

glitch: what. ಥ‿ಥ

figure: DKJDakDSKFADSKFADKFSFHAD KFHADKJFHAKDJFHADKJF *phones starts ringing*

figure: wassup.

everyone: *stares and tries to listen*

figure: OOH, HALT IS GOING HOME? OH, THE COPS ARE WAITING OUT THERE FOR HIM?? DAMN I WISH HIM THE BEST.

halt: what. ಥ‿ಥ

figure: I'm so zesty~

everyone except seek: *cringes at figure*

figure: y'all sure about that? *insert rock face*

figure: y'all sure about that? *insert rock face*

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everyone else: yes 

everyone else: yes 

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