he's not blind in this chapter he uses glasses, alright?? >:)
figure: WASSUP IPAD KID OHIO SHORTIE READY TO LEARN TODAY?!! *handshakes screech*
screech: damn chill 🙄
figure: WASSUP POOKIE READY TO LEARN TODAY? !! *kisses seek*
seek: *kisses back* what are we learning about today, honey?
figure: gay sex 😃🔫
figure: WASSUP SPIDER MAN HOW WE DOING?!!
timothy: huh
TIME SKIP CAUSE IM LAZY LOLZ!
figure: alright, y'all should know this. whats 1+1
seek: 2
jack and hide: 6
figure: I SWEAR HOW DID YOU GET IT WRONG I WILL KICK YOUR NECK RN-
jack and hide: what. ಥ‿ಥ
figure: *5 years later* alright guys whats the square root of 484
seek: ...89??
figure: nice try pookie, but its wrong I'm sorry
screech: 21 :)
figure: WRONG!! BUT CLOSE SON
glitch: 20.
figure: WRONG!! ITS 22!! I SWEAR I WILL STEP ON YOUR TOE
glitch: what. ಥ‿ಥ
figure: DKJDakDSKFADSKFADKFSFHAD KFHADKJFHAKDJFHADKJF *phones starts ringing*
figure: wassup.
everyone: *stares and tries to listen*
figure: OOH, HALT IS GOING HOME? OH, THE COPS ARE WAITING OUT THERE FOR HIM?? DAMN I WISH HIM THE BEST.
halt: what. ಥ‿ಥ
figure: I'm so zesty~
everyone except seek: *cringes at figure*
figure: y'all sure about that? *insert rock face*
everyone else: yes