jard: wassup babe~
bobo: ...what
jard: come on, you know you want me and I want you!! :D
bobo: woah there chill
jard: GULP GULP
trooper: CHAT CHILL HES JUST A MINOR [BOBO IS 15 IN MY AU]
bobo: yeah!! what trooper said!!
jard: no he's my pookie 🥺👉👈
trooper: ...bobo get galf here.
bobo: right!! :D
--later--
galf: so uhh jard? just to make sure..YOU FELL FOR A MINOR?!!
jard: -yea
galf: I THOUGHT U WERE STRAIGHT
jard: IM GAY NOW
galf: hold on hold on so are u saying u are-
jard: I TOUCH MINORS, ESPECIALLY BOBO
galf: WTF 😭✋
jard: I LOVE TOUCHING BOBO
galf: STOP THERE BLUD
jard: we have children hidden in our basement.
galf: kys
------doors
seek: I ship u and rush
screech: NOOOOO EYES IS MY FOREVER LOVE *sobs intensely*
seek: NO I FORCE U TO MARRY RUSH
screech: IM JUST A MINOR HOW CAN I 😭
seek: NO U ARENT A MINOR UR A MINER
screech: HELP WHAT
-------rainbow friends
blue: I wanna fight u, purple!!
purple: *trembles and hides in vents*
orange: awww come on, purple!! I know u can do this <3
purple: *shakes head* i-i cant...
blue: EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!! UR SCARED!!
orange: ...I'm going to get red. stay here. I love u :3
*orange leaves the room, leaving blue and purple in the room*
blue: SOO...*cracks knuckles*
--later
red: OH MY GOD GUYS DONT FIGHT *bashes the door open*
red: ...*sees purple beating blue's ass up*
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yeeeeeeeeee I just wrote down random ideas that came up to my mind :)
