*science teacher gets some kind of blood cancer or something* [YES THIS IS REAL NO JOKE]
*gets new teacher that looks so mexican*
teacher: eyyyyy hola guys. uhmmmm I'm ur new teacher lololol...lets do an activity. make a chain out of paper...and uh....idk :/
me: ...bruh *gets paired up with the people who bully me 😭*
teacher: work together to make the longest paper chain...uhhh have fun.
me: guys I got an idea we could fold the paper in half then cut it out, making it easier and faster.
team: *ignores* 💀
me: ...guys.
team: *cuts the paper in whole*
me: ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME??
team: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN
me: I DONT SHUT UP I THROW UP I CAN THROW UP IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO NOW-
team: STOP SHOUTING!!
me: *groans*
*after what it seemed like the whole class period*
team: WE'RE DONE CUTTING OUT STRIPS
me: FINALLY THAT TOOK FOREVER I BET CASEOH WALKED AROUND THE WORLD 1000 TIMES ALREADY.
team: SHUT UP
me: now time to cut it into strips...u don't have to make the cuts even.
team: *tries to cut as straight as they can, and measures too carefully*
me: BRUH LET ME DO THE CUTTING
team: NO FIND SOMETHING ELSE
me: FINE WHAT DO I DO
team: JUST STAND UP WE CANT LET THE TEACHER SEE THAT WE'RE USING THREE SCISSORS INSTEAD OF ONE
me: BRUH *sits down in my chair*
team: GET THE FUCK UP
me: WELL GUESS WHAT WOMP WOMP IM NOT GETTING UP
team: BRO DO U WANT TO WIN
me: IM NOT GOING TO WIN WITH SOME CHEATERS. I QUIT HELPING YALL.
friend: DUDE GET UP
me: WHY ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE NOW?!!!
friend: COME ON *drags*
me: *sits back down*
me: *works on my own paper chain*
*5 minutes later*
team: WE NEED TO STAPLE IT PERFECTLY *sweats at stapling it*
team: *staples it slanted* BRUH ITS NOT STRAIGHT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
team: PATRICIA HELP US OUT
me: *hums quietly and works continues working on my chain*
team: HELP US GIVE US SOME ADVICE OR SOMETHING
me: MAKE THE CIRCLES BIG WHEN PUTTING THE CHAIN DAMN CHILL
team: *puts the circles small that the paper cant even fit through the hole...*
me: ...y'all are so dumb.
team: THEN HELP US OUT!!
me: OH REALLY, HELP OUT?? I HAVE NOTHING TO HELP WITH!! SOMEONES ALREADY DOING THE CUTTING...THE STAPLING...THE CHAINING...I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, LOOK ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING
team: YOURE SUPPOSED TO-
me EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT NOW SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE GOD DAMN
team: *rolls eyes*
*later, when time was up*
me: *doesn't even come up to present the chain with my team*
teacher: what are u doing werent u in that team
me: THEY DIDNT WANT TO WORK WITH ME SO I HAD NOTHING TO DO, THEY DIDNT WANT ME IN THEIR TEAM SO IM NOT COMING UP WITH THEM I WAS SOLO
teacher: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UR SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THEM
me: DAMN DIDNT U UNDERSTAND, DIDNT U SEE?!!
teacher: U WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE SOLO UR SUPPOSED TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
me: I'VE KNOWN THEM EVER SINCE 6TH GRADE WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM?? DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT THEYRE SO GREEDY, YES I ALREADY KNOW
teacher: I'll leave you alone for u to chill-
me: YES PLEASE, THANK YOU.
*team 1 wins and we got 2nd place*
team: ITS ALL UR FAULT PATRICIA
me: *scoffs* my fault? weren't u the ones who didn't listen to some of my advice? "make the chains big" and u made it small? sheesh!!
team: THEN YOU-
me: "blah blah blah blah" shut up karens!!
team: ur a real jerk.
me: says u.
and so yeah...my paper chain by doing *solo* was the longest, longer than team one's...I work fast, okay?? i've been making chains ever since 7 years old...
well...I guess that was it.
OH YEAH ONE MORE
*art class*
teacher: patricia do u want to make slime today
me: uhh sure
teacher: *gives the instructions*
the kid beside me: *starts being autistic and throws his glue all over the place*
me: damn chill ur getting it in my hair...
that one autistic kid: JIOLFJWKFHARRRRBFWKJL
*their aid comes*
me: finally *scoots far away from them*
some girl who thinks shes a baddie: *throws her slime at me*
me: ...bruh
me: *spends half the lunch time cleaning up my shirt and pants, which are sticky as hell*
...
I wonder if I can transfer to a different school.
