evade
Defect: Bobo, if you were Jard for 24 hours, what would you do?
Bobo: Fly to the moon!!
Defect: Okay, Jard! what would you do if you were Bobo for a day?
Jard: Geez, I don't know.
Defect: Bobo said that he would fly to the moon!! What about you?
Jard: Play "Us Among".
Defect: Maybe something else.
Jard: PLAY FORNITE!!
Defect: No, Jard. Please no-
Jard: 🎶 DO THE FORNITE!! 🎶
Defect: *sighs*
Trooper: *breaks in the room* 'SUP DEFECT
Defect: What do you want?
Trooper: 'Sup, bbg?
Defect: WHAT 😨
Jard: Y'all dating? I though you were dating Rebel, Defect.
Defect: THIS ISN'T YOU, TROOPER!!
Trooper: You're right. *meows*
Defect: YOU ARE NOT A FURRY!!
Rebel: HANDS UP!! *points pistol at Trooper's head*
Trooper: YIPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rebel: WHAT *runs away*
Trooper: *chases after Rebel* YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rebel: ROSE HELP!!
Rose: Hmm?
Trooper *crashes into Rose*
Rose: WTH
Rebel: OOOOO TROOPER HIT A WOMEN!!
Jard: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR THAT!!
doors
Seek: Figure, what do you see when you're blind?
Figure: I don't see anything.
Seek: I mean, what does it feel like when you're blind? Like, can you see anything?
Figure: It feels terrible. And Seek, I said I see nothing.
Seek: I MEAN, DO YOU SEE PITCH DARKNESS?!!
Figure: DO I SEE SCREECH?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
Seek: NOOO ARE YOU BLIND AND DEAF?!! IS IT PITCH BLACK?!!
Figure: In the vast void, the pitch black, nothing will help me find my way, until I found you, Seek.
Seek: What.
Figure: What I'm saying is that you're my guiding light~
Seek: I AM NOT GUIDING LIGHT!! I AM SEEK!! KNOWN AS THE FATHER OF SCREECH!!
Figure: No, you guide me through my life, helping me through obstacles~
Seek: I don't understand you, you don't have any obstacles in front of you.
Figure: Is that why I stay in a library?
Seek: Probably, maybe because you're blind-
Figure: HEYYYY!!! DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!
Seek: ITS LIKE WHEN THEY MADE A PLUSHIE OF ME BUT NOT YOU BECAUSE I'M BETTER-
Figure: BUT I'M THE BOSS OF ALL THE ENTITIES!!
Seek: BUT I'M HOTTER-
Figure: WHAT.
Seek: I WANNA BREAK UP!
Figure: FINE WITH ME!!
Seek: *holds his Seek plushie*
Seek: *thinks* I'm cute-
Seek: *spots all brand new Figure plushie*
Seek: *thinks* What is that mouth.
PHIGHTING!
Subspace: *walks through a swarm of mosquitoes*
Medkit: *walks past Subspace*
Subspace: MEDDY!! HELP ME!! *swats mosquitoes away*
Medkit: I can't. *points revolver to head*
Subspace: MEDDY DON'T DO THAT LIKE LAST TIME FROM "☆*: .｡. Recreating Love .｡.:*☆".
Medkit: I-I'M SORRY SUBWAY SANDWICH. *presses on trigger*
Subspace: CURSE YE, MEDDY!!
Rainbow Friends
Blue: Red.
Red: What.
Blue: Orange.
Orange: Hmm?
Blue: Yellow.
Yellow: Huh.
Blue: Green.
Green: ...
Blue: Blue.
Blue: That's me.
Blue: Cyan.
Cyan: HEWOOO!!!
Blue: That's all of us Rainbow Friends.
Purple: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!!
Blue: Get outta here, Purple.
Lookie: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Blue: Rainbow Lookie.
Orange: *goes feral*
just some random stories!! ;)
