Hawks: Your so slow. It takes you an hour to watch sixty minutes.
Dabi: Bet your brain feels as good as new seeing as you've never used it.
Hawks: Oh sorry, was I supposed to be offended?
Dabi: Why you rolling your eyes? You looking for your brain.
Hawks: If I wanted a b[]tch in my life I would have bought one.
Dabi: Try eating some of your eyeliner. Might make your words sharper.
Hawks: I don't know what makes you so stupid but it works.
Dabi: If you ran like your mouth you would be in good shape.
Hawks: I would roast you more but my mother said it wasn't good to burn trash.
Dabi: Good thing she dumped you then.
Hawks: F[]ck you.
Dabi: If I don't agree the first time what makes you think I will agree to the twenty-fifth.
(Toga: WHAT THE F[]CK?!)
Hawks: Why do you spend all your time crying about the past? It's your future you should be worrying about.
Dabi: I would call you a b[]tch but that is an insult to the dogs.
Hawks: I wish I had more hands so I could show you more middle fingers.
Dabi: I look at you and think.. this is what two billion years of evolution got us a flying chicken.
Hawks: Your the reason there's such thing as warning labels.
Dabi: I could say the same thing to you. Your breath so bad it makes a pig sty smell like flowers.
(Toga: Woo! Go Dabi! Roast 'im!)
Dabi: As you wish.
Hawks: Wait! Noooo!! I was joking!!!!
Dabi: Who wants roast chicken for dinner??
Idk. I was bored and I want roast chicken- sorry Hawks bby.
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FanfictionThese are Short MHA stories I come up with or just random chapters. I take requests for Short stories, so if you want a specific one just say and i will make it as best as i can! These may become my books in the future, so they are like previews. [...
