The fire continued to spit and crackle as the dwarvs were been cooked over the fire, they struggled against their bindings trying to find a way to free themselves.
"Are we having dwarf tonight or what" one of the trolls complained you rolled your eyes at the trolls, all they ever did was complain.
Bilbo struggled in the sack that was stopping him from moving, quickly he tried to think of a plan to try and get free and sace everyone.
His thoughts were interupted as a troll began complaining "hurry up dawn aint far away and i fancy been turned to stone".
'Dawn......dawn' that was it thought bilbo he only needed to stall them until dawn came up then they could be free.
"Will you shut up and stop complaining!" You cried out as the trolls were complaining about being turned to stone, "your annoying" you continued pushing your luck.
"What did she say?" One of them shouted at you "i'll skin you alive"
"I'd like to see you try" you replied.
"Wait why dont we leave this one till last after all shes a dwelf so she'll taste much better" one if them replied.
"Ah yes what a good idea your saved this time little girl" said one of the trolls as they carried on coking the dwarves.
You began cursing under your breath at the trolls.
"Your going to need something stronger than sage if you wan tto plate this lot up" bilbo shouts trying to distract the trolls.
"What do you mean?" He replied.
"Well have you smelt them" bilbo replied.
"Theres also a secret" bilbo says running out of things to say.
"The secret is...." bilbo tries to think of something quick.
"Yes...yes go on tell us the secret" one of the trolls says curious to know what the secret is.
"Yes yes im going to tell you
....the secret is.....to skin them first" he says quickly.
All of the dwarves cry out thinking that bilbo was betraying them.
"What a load of rubbish!" One of the trolls cries out "i think there better with their skins on"
One of the trolls picks up bombur and hangs him up above his mouth "nice and crunchy" he says about to eat bombur.
"No not that one....he's infected"
"You what?"
"He's got worms in....his....tubes" bilbo says hoping it will work.
The troll cries out and throws bombur back onto everyone.
"In fact they are all infected they've got parasites its a nasty buisness i wouldnt risk it" he continues hoping that dwarves will catch on to what bilbo is saying.
"We dont have parasites....you have parasites" kili cries out obviously offended that bilbo id saying they have parasites.
You shake your head and sigh and thorin spots this and kicks kili in the head signaling to him and everyone to play along.
As soon as thorin kicks them they all shout out with kili saying he has the biggest parasites.
"What do you expect us to do then? Let them all go?"
"Well.." bilbo says hoping they will do a he says.
"This little ferret.....is taking us for fools" he cries pointing his finger at bilbo.
"Ferret!" Bilbo cries out offended at the fact that they have called him that.
"The dawn will take you all!" Gandalf cried out standing atp a very large rock.
"Whos that" one of the trolls cries out obviously confused.
"Can we eat him too?" One of them asks as gandalf splits the rock in half letting the dawn claim the trolls as its victims as soon as the lights hit them, the trolls all cry out in pain trying to shield their faces, as their skin begins to turn into stone.
Everyone cheers for gandalf glad that he came to their aid.
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Fanfiction{completed - November 2015 } STOP COMMENTING SPELLING AND GRAMMAR EDITING PLEASE I WROTE THIS WAS I WAS 14 AND I'VE NOT EDITED IT SINCE. An Unexpected Journey Thorin used to love a girl until he found out she was dwelf. She left his world and his...
