I didn't go to school for three days.
The stomach pain had been ridiculously painful. Mom said we would check with a doctor as soon as possible. (As soon as possible = six years later.)
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Texting GREY HAM:
GREY HAM:
You coming tomorrow?
Me:
Sadly, I am. Ughhhhh, I probably missed so much.
GREY HAM:
Just a few tests, but it's just to see where you are in math and stuff.
We also did the beep test.
It was horrible.
Ed, of course, was the longest.
And Marissa was annoying the hell out of me in math.
She kept yelling and yelling and more yelling.
Also, she randomly told me that her type of guys are men with purple eyes and mullets.
Do people even have purple eyes?
Also, Ms. Runghan, our fifth-grade teacher not the ninth-grade one has cancer.
Breast cancer.
She's in chemotherapy.
Our old school is having an assembly tomorrow for her and so is this one because she and the principal are close.
There was a huge fight between Rachel and Amber because Amber told the whole school about her mom's pregnancy
by accident, I think.
But I'm pretty sure Joyce already told you that, so yeah.
Me:
💀
Yeah, she did tell me and the dad is Zack right?
And damnnnm cancer
I feel bad for here
She still has hair tho, right
Also imagine doing a beep test LOSERR COULD NEVER BE MEEE
Also yeah, Martian told me that.
Why purple eyes tho
And mullets
STOP
I cant take them seriously
No offense or anything, but I CANTTT
those goofy hair, and boys with mullets are always so weird and sweaty for no absolute reason
But damn how much did I miss in a day 😭
GREY HAM:
Yep
And ye zack is the dad
And idk we haven't seen her yet
And also, I was getting EXERCISE
now I'm HULK 💪🏻
Me:
You're no hulk..you a tree branch 🎋
Can't find branch emoji, but that's ur shape
Hehe
GREY HAM:
🤫
I will literally kill you when I see u
And I'm buff you weirdo
Like gorilla buff
🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
Me:
Stop lying to yourself it's not healthyyy
And also bet, you will not kill me, I'm to loveable for that
GREY HAM:
bet! BUDDY BET!
I am BUFF
STUPID
AND I WILL PROVE IT!!
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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A Recipe for Disaster
RomanceIn a world where love is often complicated, Amy has a plan: Make Graham, her boy best friend fall in love with her, by faking a relationship with the annoyingly charming, popular hockey player Ryder. What could go wrong?
