Divine Assistance

Preparing To Date

A date.

Collin is asking me out on a date.

When did I suddenly lose control of the situation here?

Usually, when it comes to these things, I'm the one who's leaving everyone in shock and unable to reply until I get them in bed and have them screaming my name. Now? It's just me. Well, save for the screaming the name part while rocking my party hole.

I summon another drink and gulp it in one huge effort before turning to Collin. "I'm sorry; what did you just ask me?"

"Um, I'd like to know if you wanted to go on a date?" Collin says, his cheeks turning red, and he rubs the back of his head.

"A-A-Are you serious?" I ask him just to make sure I'm hearing him right.

"Well, you seem interested in me and...well...I would be lying if I didn't say I'm interested in you," Collin taps his hooves together and slightly smiles. He's trying to lower himself as if he's trying to shrink. "I just...thought...you know? We'd try a date out."

"Listen, Collin," I try to find the words for this. "It's not that I don't think you're not interesting; it's just...dating is different than having plain fun sex. That's commitment stuff. You're asking me, a demon, to date you, an angel. Isn't there some kind of rule against that or something?"

"Not that I know off, and I know most of the rules by heart," Collin answers. "Besides, I...I don't care what others think. I know you're a demon, but you've been kinder to me than most...even among my own kind."

There is a sense of bitterness in his tone that makes me pause. What's that all about?

He then looks away and sighs. "I just...I do like you...and I won't deny that I'm attracted to you. You're kind, sweet, and always know how to make people smile. You even accepted me despite the possible damage it could cause to your reputation. I'm not saying we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend or something after all this, but...if we have something building up between us, don't we owe it a chance to see where it goes?"

Biting my lip, I think about what he's saying. First off. What he said about me? Very sweet. I kinda feel my heart thumping a bit when hearing that. Second, I'm not going to deny that something about Collin does attract me. I was planning on fucking him after all. But it looks like he's got some personal feelings for me. I guess I should be flattered because he likes me so much. But to date me and not have sex? Maybe it is him being a good little Christian boy, but it's also something else.

Nobody has ever said no to having sex with me.

Look, I'm sexy. I'm a foxy-bee demon who can make you feel endless delight and euphoria in multiple ways. Maybe I'm not a total sex machine like Ozzy, but I'm just as good. I've turned straight women fucking gay because of my ass alone. Everyone who I ever wanted to sleep with has said yes.

Until now.

But now, for the first time in a long time, someone refuses to sleep with me and asks me out on a date. And I don't know how to deal with that. This is a first for me.

And I rarely get those anymore.

"... I'm sorry," Collin sighs as he gets up. "I guess it was a dumb idea. Forget I said anything. Let me just-"

"Wait," I grab his arm before he can fly off. "I'm not saying no, it's just a shock is all..."

Collin nods and slowly sits back down. "O...Okay..."

"Right," I take a moment to focus and breathe. "Okay, you want to take me out on a date. Where exactly are you thinking of us going?"

"Well, I figured Hell and Earth are places you've been to already. And it might cause too much controversy if we go on a date in Heaven. So I was thinking of this restaurant I know in Purgatory called The Between, which is pretty nice."