Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Nya: Death penalty.
Arin, from the gallery: Nya, it's just a parking ticket.
Nya, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
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Kai: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Nya: Those are wanted posters!
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Arin: What makes you all smile?
Zane: Friends and Family.
Cole: Snacks.
Wyldfyre: Victory and success.
Kai: Face muscles.
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Jay: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Zane: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Jay: It's four in the morning.
Zane: Turn the light back off.
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Wyldfyre: What's it like being tall?
Wyldfyre: Is it nice?
Wyldfyre: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Kai: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Jay: It was one time!
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Cole: Hey Sora?
Sora: Yeah?
Cole: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Sora:
Sora: ...What.
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Cole: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Arin: Cole, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
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I got these from a generator online. They're not mine. Hope you enjoyed!
-Rin
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Ninjago Headcanons and Oneshots
FanfictionNinjago headcannons and oneshots i'll be making Sometimes I may put in some oneshots from my other book, ninjago new generation i do not own ninjago
