Zane: I know where you live.
Cole: Where?
Zane: In a house.
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Zane: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Nya, watching Arin screaming, Kai trying to set a sleeping Wyldfyre on fire, and Lloyd choking on air: I don't know either.
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Jay: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Cole: Respecting women.
Arin: Minecraft.
Sora: Criminal justice and psychology.
Wyldfyre: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life!
Nya: Minecraft as well.
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Kai: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Nya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sora: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Arin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Wyldfyre: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Lloyd:
Lloyd: I have emotional scars.
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Kai: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Nya: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Lloyd: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nya, learn to listen.
Arin: What if it bites itself and I die?
Sora: That's voodoo.
Wyldfyre: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Nya: That's correlation, not causation.
Arin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Sora: That's kinky.
Kai: Oh my God.
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Nya: If I fall...
Jay: I'll be there to catch you.
Pixal: *looks at Zane* What if I fall?
Zane: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Harumi: *watches these two interactions*
Harumi, to Lloyd: And if I fall?
Lloyd: I'll be the one who pushed you.
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That's all for now! Hope you liked it.
-Rin
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Ninjago Headcanons and Oneshots
FanfictionNinjago headcannons and oneshots i'll be making Sometimes I may put in some oneshots from my other book, ninjago new generation i do not own ninjago
