Zane: So what color are the walls of your room?
Arin: My walls are white I think.
Nya: He's lying, I've been to his room, it's pale yellow.
Arin: No, it's white. It just looks yellow because of the ceiling light.
Nya: Your wall looks like someone rubbed butter on them.
Lloyd: Your walls look like someone threw dandelions at them.
Sora: Your walls look like someone put post-it notes on them for 3 hours.
Jay: Your walls look like you bought a can of yellow paint, and instead of opening it, you just sat there thinking about the possibilities.
Nya: The color of your walls is the La Croix of yellow.
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*Kai and Jay are planning to break in somewhere*
Kai: We need to distract the guards.
Jay: Right.
Kai: What are we gonna do?
Jay: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Kai:
Jay:
Kai: Deal.
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Jay: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Kai: Why no 24/7?
Jay: Snack breaks.
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Kai, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don't you cry.~
Kai: ~Papa's gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~
Kai: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn't work...~
Kai: ~Papa will destroy the f---ing Earth.~
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Wyldfyre: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Arin: I think you mean cards.
Kai: They did not.
Wyldfyre, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Nya: I've been expecting you, Arin.
Arin: How did you do that without turning around?
Nya: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Lloyd: *is visibly upset*
Zane: Lloyd, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Done for today! Hope you enjoyed
- Rin
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Ninjago Headcanons and Oneshots
Fanfictionninjago headcannons and oneshots i'll be making Sometimes I may put in some oneshots from my other book, ninjago new generation i do not own ninjago
