[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. Begins with an exterior shot. Cuts to an interior shot of Squidward taking an order for Incidental 31.]
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. My name is Squidward. I work as the restaurant's cashier. May I take your order?
Incidental 31: [Reads the menu] Hmmm... uhh... Oh, I'll have a, uh... [Squidward takes out a pencil and a piece of paper] ...no. [Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away] Oh, maybe... [Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. [Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away again] Hmmm... I'll have... [Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper again] ...no. Or maybe...
Squidward: Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
Incidental 31: Sorry. It's hard to pick one. I'll have a... Krabby Patty.
Squidward: [Writes down the order] How original.
Incidental 31: And with extra onions.
Squidward: Ooh. Daring today, aren't we? [Takes the order and shows it to SpongeBob and Elliott] One Krabby Patty, extra onions. [SpongeBob takes the piece of paper and puts it with the rest of the orders]
SpongeBob: One cryin' Johnny comin' up! [Cracks his knuckles and adds each ingredient as mentioned] First, bun. Then, patty. Followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny!
Elliott: [Passes the order] Order up! [rings the bell]
Squidward: Whatever. [Incidental 5 comes up and tells him what he wants and Squidward relays the order to the boys] Twelve Tomato Patties on the wheat buns!
SpongeBob & Elliott: Understood!
[SpongeBob takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate.]
SpongeBob: [At rapid speed] Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun. [At normal speed; farmer accent] Twelve cryin' cows on the farm! Up! [Squidward takes the plate]
Squidward: Thanks, Farmer Brown. [Gives the plate to Incidental 5] It's been a thrill serving you.
Incidental 5: Can I get some extra salt?
Squidward: Sorry. We're all out.
Incidental 5: Could you check?
Squidward: No.
Elliott: There's really none, sir. So, you're out of luck.
Squidward: See? [Incidental 5 glares at him as he leaves.]
Incidental 5: So ungrateful. [A giant chubby olive-green fish walks up to order]
Squidward: Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?
Fish: [Looks at the menu] Hmm. I think... I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft. [Squidward starts to write it down] 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles [Squidward stops writing and looks at him] with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Squidward gives up writing all of it down]
Squidward: We serve food here, sir. And you went a little too fast.
SpongeBob: [With the order done] I got it already, Squidward. [Gasp upon seeing fish] Bubble Bass!
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SpongeBob & Friends
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