SpongeBob & Friends

Pizza Delivery

[The episode begins at nighttime at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob and Elliott cleaning a table.]

Squidward: Hurry up with those chairs, boys. It's after closing. And I'd like to go home!

Elliott: Yeah, yeah. We know, Squidward.

[Phone rings]

SpongeBob: I got it! [Runs to it] I got it! Coming! [Leaps for the phone, but Squidward grabs it first.]

Squidward: Too slow. [SpongeBob falls to the floor as Squidward chuckles] Hello? [Listens to the customer] Sorry, sir. We're closed, but- [Mister Krabs snatches the phone]

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, there! Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [Customer explains order over the phone] Pizza? Mmm... [Eyes turn into dollar signs] Of course, we have pizza.

Squidward: Uh, Mister Krabs-

Mr. Krabs: Our delivery squid will bring it right over. [The customer continues speaking, but they get cut off as Mister Krabs hangs up.]

Squidward: But Mister Krabs, we don't serve pizzas.

Mr. Krabs: Heh. Watch and learn, lad. [He gets a plate of Krabby Patties and smashes them into a pizza. Then, he puts it in a box.] Ta-da! Custom order.

Squidward: Well, I know we do custom orders, but we don't deliver.

Mr. Krabs: Until now. So, consider this as The Krusty Krab's first-ever delivery. Which... [Gives Squidward the pizza] ...you will be doing.

Squidward: Can't you just get the boys to do it?

Mr. Krabs: You mean, let the newcomers do it?

Squidward: They've got more experience in going out to do something. I wish I had some 101.

Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take them with you, and they'll give you a 101. [The boys sneak over smiling big]

Squidward: That's not what I had in mind though!

[The scene cuts to the boys and Squidward near the boat outside the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob is checking the car.]

SpongeBob: Front end. Check. Antenna. [Flicks the boat antenna making it vibrate] Check. Back end. Check. Bumper. Check. Bumper... sticker. [Said sticker says "I Brake For Sea Urchins"] Check. [Uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth in it, causing him to inflate like and into a giant parade balloon while talking in a squeaky, high-pitched voice] Tire pressure! [SpongeBob blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidward and Elliott's faces, returning him to his normal size and voice] Check. [Hops in] Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Squidward. That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty Pizza ever!

Squidward: Good. So, you'll be driving while Elliott and I do the delivery. [Tosses his hat away]

SpongeBob: I can't. I'm still in Boating School.

Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. The address is just around the corner.

SpongeBob: Well, yeah, but... I don't know. You should be the one driving.

Elliott: He's right, you know.

Squidward: It'll be fine. Just do what you do in Boating School.

SpongeBob: Well, okay. Wait, don't tell me.

Squidward: Back it up.

SpongeBob: Huh?

Squidward: Back... it up.

SpongeBob: Right. Back... it up. [Tries to move the stick shift down]

Squidward: Come on! Back it up!