SMG4 in Senran Kagura

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Setting: A room filled with gaming posters, video game consoles, and a big screen showing clips from Ikkitousen. Everyone is sitting in a circle, excitedly chatting about the anime.

SMG4: Alright, everyone! So, if we were magically transported into the world of Ikkitousen, what would our plans be?

Mario: Mamma mia! I think I’d just want to win every fight! Those girls are tough!

Luigi: Yeah, but can we talk about how we would handle all the flashing going on? I mean, why do they keep doing that?

Meggy: It’s a little over the top, honestly. I get that it’s part of the fan service, but really? Can’t they just fight without the overexposed moments?

Tari: I mean, if we’re in that world, maybe we’d need to get some pretty strategic outfits. Like, you know, armour that doesn’t have any potential wardrobe malfunctions!

Bob Bobowski: Haha, imagine if we had to wear the Ikkitousen outfits! I'd just trip over my own skirt!

Saiko: Pffft, I’d flash my lights as a distraction! “Look at my cool abilities instead of my... uh... you know!”

Melony: I can’t even think about it! What if we end up in an embarrassing situation? “Oops, did I just—”

Fishy Boopkins: Well, as long as I can make some funny fish jokes while that’s happening, I’m all in! “Why do fish never expose themselves? Because they’re always dressed to scale!”

SMG3: You guys are missing the point! It’s all about strategy! We’d need to be careful about our moves. If a flash happens, we could use it to our advantage!

Mario: Right! We can blind the enemies and then go for the win!

Luigi: Or we can just wear oversized pants—or better yet, armor like Tari suggested!

Meggy: And team up! We can make sure we don’t get caught off guard while trying to figure out how to fight without causing a scene!

Tari: Exactly! Keep our cool while tossing out epic moves—and dodging any unwelcome flashes!

Saiko: I can see it now! The “Dodge the Flash” training sessions!

Bob Bobowski: Well, as long as I don’t have to walk around in one of those embarrassing outfits, I’m good with it!

SMG4: Alright, folks! Let’s get to planning our Ikkitousen adventures without all the shock and awe! Now, who’s ready to do some practice moves?

Everyone cheers and they start rolling around in their seats pretending to battle, laughing and joking about their imaginary Ikkitousen quests.

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