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Bob's Diss Track Showdown

[Setting: A chaotic, vibrant stage that fits the SMG4 universe. Bob Bobowski steps up to the microphone, wearing oversized sunglasses and a confident grin as the beat drops. The crowd roars in anticipation.]

Bob Bobowski:
Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy Bob,
Here to diss the Empire, take off the facade!
A cesspool of crime, villainy galore,
Thought you could rule, but we're ready for war!

Prime Minister Honest, you think you're so grand?
But look at ya, buddy, you just can't understand!
Fat, ugly, and stupid, you're a political blunder,
Your ideas are weak, like your thunderous blunders!

**[The crowd laughs, cheering.]

Bob Bobowski:
And don't get me started on that Child Emperor, Makoto,
Naïve little kid, you say you're a hero?
But being a child ain't an excuse for your lack,
Step up your game, or get ready for a smack!

Esdeath, girl, you're hotter than the sun,
But your love for war? Man, that's just no fun!
You wanna step on me? Yeah, I might just enjoy,
But you're a sadistic one-dimensional toy!

[He winks at the crowd, hyping them up even more.]

Bob Bobowski:
Wave, oh Wave, you're a self-righteous clown,
Thinking you're the best when you're just the worst in town!
You shout and you preach, but where's your real wit?
You're just a dumbass throwing a hypocritical fit!

And Seryu Ubiquitous? You blind little witch,
You're the queen of the hypocrites, oh so rich!
Look in the mirror, see that twisted face,
You're the one who's evil, can't keep up the pace!

[The crowd goes wild, waving their arms.]

Bob Bobowski:
Kurome, girl, you're just a drugged-out loser,
Living in a fantasy, a real-life snoozer!
Better wake up before it's too late,
'Cause your sad little life doesn't even abate!

Dr. Stylish, come on, what's that cringe even for?
Trying too hard while we all snore!
And Run, the naive trying to bring peace,
In a world like this, man, you're just a tease!

[He points dramatically at the audience.]

Bob Bobowski:
Syura and his Wild Hunt, all edge, no game,
Edgy little try-hards, you're all just the same!
So take a seat back, the Empire's on blast,
Bob's here to thrill, and this diss is a blast!

[With one final mic drop, the crowd erupts in applause, fully entertained and energized by Bob's playful yet sharp disses.]