The Sages Debate About Their Temples!

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WindSageMakar: being a sage is epic

WindSageMakar: the temple is so ambient

EarthSageMedli: umm have you seen the earth temple

EarthSageMedli: try switching temples with vie or i and see how you feel then..

SeaSageOctavia: it's scary.. all the freakin coffins and stuff.

EarthSageMedli: no but vie probably has it the worst of the three of us to be honest.. literally every single enemy across the regions of the great sea was sent to her temple and by the time you get to her prayer chamber you've basically gone two whole apartment buildings below sea level.. her prayer chamber is so dark and cold, i've heard actual horror stories about the sea temple.

EarthSageMedli: i wouldn't be shocked if she has eye strain from looking at her slate in the darkness of the equivalent of two sunken skyscrapers.. the earth temple is 4 floors below ground but 51 floors is insane..

EarthSageMedli: i heard there were clones of the clones of the big baddies.. there were even complete clones of the teletubby that totally murdered laruto.. and the sand worm thingy that killed off fado, the both were sent to the sea temple to make her think something happened to us..

WindSageMakar: only the corpses of the dead bodies from the titanic or belong there

EarthSageMedli: the corpses of the dead bodies from the titanic or belong there.. and vie!

EarthSageMedli: viaaaaa are any of these true?

SeaSageOctavia: Yep, they're all completely true.. even the zombies, ghosts, and dinosaurs from the earth temple were sent.. I guess the dinosaur was never extinct even after we killed the one in the earth temple..

EarthSageMedli: VIA AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

SeaSageOctavia: umm..

EarthSageMedli: WEVE DISCUSSED THIS IN THE EARTH TEMPLE.

SeaSageOctavia: I mean you ARE a Rito.. and you have a beak.. wings.. and literal bird feet.. so I guess..

EarthSageMedli: exactly via and what are birds?

SeaSageOctavia: modern day dinosaurs?

EarthSageMedli: yes thanks.

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