WindSageMakar: its 2 am
WindSageMakar: im bored
WindSageMakar: octavia and medli arent online right now
WindSageMakar: i have an idea ill send a lil chain message
WindSageMakar: Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this, you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done!
I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1: Patty Buckles got this chain e-mail. She didn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Case 2: George M. Simon hated chain e-mails, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma. we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this chain e-mail. Just another chain letter, or so she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror. She got the biggest fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
Case 4: Derek Minse was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a silver rupee on the ground. He was promoted to head manager at his job and his girlfriend agreed to marry him. Now, he and his wife are living happily ever after. They have two beautiful children.
Share the link with at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people – You will die tonight!
1-6 people – you will be injured!
7-11 people – you will get the biggest fright of your life!
12 and over – you are safe and will have good fortune!
Do what Teddy says!!!! Hurry, you must share the link before midnight...
SeaSageOctavia: wtf is this?
EarthSageMedli: ARE YOU SERIOUS MAKAR. YOU WOKE ME UP AGAIN!!
WindSageMakar: i didnt wanna die
SeaSageOctavia: It's a stuffed bear. It can't kill you.
EarthSageMedli: thank you via
WindSageMakar: fw it
EarthSageMedli: are you serious?😒
SeaSageOctavia: I think he is..
EarthSageMedli: wouldn't be surprised via, it's a stuffed bear.
WindSageMakar: we cant die because the master sword will fall powerless for a third time and threats will keep coming back so its best if you both fw it
WindSageMakar: its dependent on our prayers so all three of us need to work together
SeaSageOctavia: But we won't die. A stuffed bear can't actually kill you!
EarthSageMedli: vie
EarthSageMedli: anything in the world can kill you.. makar has a point.
SeaSageOctavia: ARE YOU SERIOUS MEDLI?
EarthSageMedli: no vie
EarthSageMedli: i mean clearly he is up to something no good.. should we @ the previous sages via?
SeaSageOctavia: If he keeps this up, I think we should..
WindSageMakar: via dont tell
SeaSageOctavia: DO NOT CALL ME VIA.
WindSageMakar: why
EarthSageMedli: whyy i thought you liked it🥺
SeaSageOctavia: Oh Medli.. YOU'RE still allowed to call me that. You always will be..
SeaSageOctavia: BECAUSE ONLY MEDLI IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT.
WindSageMakar: why only medli
SeaSageOctavia: Umm.. she's the one who came up with that nickname?
WindSageMakar: sorry vie
SeaSageOctavia: only Medli is allowed to call me "vie" too..
WindSageMakar: why only medli
SeaSageOctavia: Because Medli came up with that nickname as well..
WindSageMakar: whatever lemme try something else that might make the two of you happy
EarthSageMedli: im scared🥺
SeaSageOctavia: Yeah..
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
EarthSageMedli: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP ME AND VIA JUST WANT TO SLEEP.
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
SeaSageOctavia: THANK YOU MEDLI.
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
WindSageMakar: deku leaves are epic
WindSageMakar: medli
EarthSageMedli: WHAT
WindSageMakar: ms bloblahblah probs gave you many fs on your report card
EarthSageMedli: YOU NEVER EVEN MET THE WOMAN.
EarthSageMedli: STOP IT MAKAR.
WindSageMakar: ill never stop
EarthSageMedli: vie
EarthSageMedli: should we @ the previous sages?
SeaSageOctavia: Yes Medli we should..
EarthSageMedli: @WindSageFado @EarthSageLaruto @SeaSageOceania
SeaSageOceania: What happened? Medli decided to @ us.
WindSageFado: Did Makar do something else?
EarthSageMedli: he woke up me and via with some chain message about a stupid teddy bear and then he kept spamming about deku leaves and when we told him to stop he kept insulting my position as valoo's attendant🥺
WindSageFado: I will message him. I know this is not the first time this has happened either, and if he does it one more time, there will be SERIOUS consequences.
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FanfictionAll the sages ever get to do with their lives is be stuck in a temple and pray, pray, pray. What happens when they are on break and they don't want to play their instruments at that moment? Hmm.. after all.. Medli, Makar, and Octavia are just a coup...
