EarthSageLaruto: We are trying something new this year, this is called Secret Sages. You three will pick a name out of a basket, and then you will have to get a gift for your Secret Sage. We will then exchange gifts soon.
WindSageMakar: oh i got medli
SeaSageOctavia: I got Makar!
EarthSageMedli: omg yesss i got vie!!
SeaSageOctavia: Okay, so i know that recently, a few weeks ago, Makar accidentally popped the beach ball Fado gave him, so I am going to give him a new beach ball, as he seemed pretty upset about it, so he will have something new to play with that will distract him from the whole Deku Leaf obsession..
EarthSageMedli: what will vie like.. she is stuck in a dark and scary temple.. i've heard actual horror stories about the Sea Temple, that it's dark, terrifying, and cold as its way below where sunlight can reach it.. it apparently has all these oxygen wind blowers that makes it so if a non-sage visits that temple their lungs won't completely crush.. it's as if it is in a completely separate realm.. which makes it even colder, so I have something that will keep her warm.. i'm going to hand make her a matching Rito scarf that looks just like mine, which will warm her up in the cold place so we can be twins! She will love it..
WindSageMakar: okay i got medli her secret sage gift but it looks so awesome that i kind of want it for myself..
*2 weeks later*
EarthSageLaruto: Everyone to the All-Sage lounge for our gift exchange for your Secret Sage!
EarthSageMedli: vie i got you!❤️
EarthSageMedli: open it plss i know you'll like it!
*Octavia opens gift*
EarthSageMedli: because i've heard real horror stories about the sea temple, with all these wind blowers that make you very cold, the spike traps that try to push you into a swirling vortex of water, and that the 51 floors of creepiness that get darker and colder as you go down into the depths of the temple.. and when you get to your prayer chamber.. where the room you are locked away in lies.. i can tell you need something to keep you warm and comfortable in such an unpleasant, dark, and spooky place.. so i made you a rito scarf that matches with mine, out of the same fabric too, and the Nayru's Pearl button but in blue like the actual pearl, so we can be twins in our terrifying temples!
SeaSageOctavia: Wow! It's lovely! Thank you so much Medli! It's so soft and fluffy!
EarthSageLaruto: Wow Medli, what a thoughtful gift!
SeaSageOceania: Octavia, you're next!
SeaSageOctavia: Makar, this is for you! This is a brand new beach ball that you can play with in the ambient desert sands of the Wind Temple! I made it myself even using one of the blowers in the Sea Temple to inflate it! And you look right here, I engraved your name and sage title on it!
WindSageMakar: i dont like it
WindSageFado: Makar, be grateful. Octavia probably worked VERY hard on that.
WindSageMakar: i wanted something about deku leaves
WindSageFado: What is your issue? How about you thank Octavia! Wait, Medli, where is your gift?
SeaSageOceania: Everyone.. Remember a few days ago we all picked names from a basket? Who picked Medli's name?
*Medli and Octavia point at Makar*
WindSageMakar: wow look
WindSageMakar: i have two gifts
WindSageMakar: i got this beach ball from my secret sage
WindSageMakar: and i got this dragon plushie for myself
EarthSageMedli: BOOOOOOOOO
SeaSageOctavia: YOU ONLY GOT GIFTS FOR YOURSELF.
WindSageMakar: yeah i did
WindSageMakar: awesome right
WindSageFado: NOT acceptable.
WindSageMakar: yeah it is
WindSageMakar: medli you look sad
SeaSageOctavia: OF COURSE SHE LOOKS SAD. YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HER A SECRET SAGE GIFT.
WindSageFado: You all, let us not forget the spirit of Christmas! It is about being together and giving gifts, not just receiving gifts! That is a nice part of it, but it is not what it is about! I have something to share with you guys, this is a story about a greedy boy on Christmas..
*Oceania begins reading story to the sages and Makar starts to feel guilty..*
WindSageMakar: i have that funny feeling in my tiny stomach again
SeaSageOctavia: It is called "GUILT", Makar.
WindSageMakar: medli
EarthSageMedli: what do you want😡
WindSageMakar: here you go this belongs to you
EarthSageMedli: thank you so much makar, i highly appreciate it.
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The Secret Life Of Sages
FanfictionAll the sages ever get to do with their lives is be stuck in a temple and pray, pray, pray. What happens when they are on break and they don't want to play their instruments at that moment? Hmm.. after all.. Medli, Makar, and Octavia are just a coup...
