Special: Chupacabras!

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Fang got word of another mission one that doesn't involve a crazy demon stalker in which he thanked Satan that he used his powers to erase the stalkers memories to forget all about him so that Loona doesn't have to get her paws dirty. Blitz told him, Moxxie, and Millie that they were going to Mexico to kill a wacky nut job who is talking about myths and fairly tales in which a victim who was shot to death blamed the man known as Gerardo Velazquez who thought the victim was Chupacabra. Fang uses his ring to open a portal to the location of where to find the creep.

Fang: We arrived.

Blitz: Great Fang. All right seems like this place is nice and remote. Won't take us too long to...

Bump!(Blitz gets bumped by a slow walking goat)

Blitz: WHAT THE F.....

Fang: What do you know we have guest? A whole bunch of them

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Fang: What do you know we have guest? A whole bunch of them.

Goats: BAAAAAAA!

Blitz: What the fuck are these things?!

Moxxie: I wanna say these are earth goats, sir.

Fang: Goats are quite well known in Mexico and there is a lot of them.

Small Goat: BAAAAA!

A small goat hops onto Fang's shoulder. The Hellwolf looks over his shoulder and sees the small black goat standing on his shoulder, Fang smiled and gave the little goat a pat on the head.

Millie: Awww! It looks like that one likes you Fang.

Fang: Mhm.

Blitz: I don't care how great they are, they are IN.MY.WAY!

Fang: Did you just kicked a goat?

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Fang: Did you just kicked a goat?

Blitz: He was in my way! As a matter of fact a lot of them are in my way.

Soon Blitz along with Moxxie and Millie started to beat up and kill the goats while Fang shakes his head at how stupid the imps are doing while the little goat looks at the scene in confusion.

Small Goat: Baaa?

Fang: Yea I know same here. But thats how they are. You will get used to it.

While the imps were killing the goats around them, inside the small house Gerardo heard a nose coming from outside and looked to see what was the commotion about.

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