Gun x Reader: I'm normal

30. Kermit

I laid on Gun's lap as I played a video game with Goo.

"God damn it!" Goo cursed as I beat him again.

"It's called having skills."

"No, it's called not having a life so all you do is play games." Goo huffed and I laughed. "I want a rematch!"

"That was your fourth rematch. I'm tired." I yawned.

"Oh! Wait a minute! I'll be right back!"

He put the controller down and ran off, coming back with a little stage and some puppets.

I sat up a little, intrigued by what I saw in front of me.

Goo hid behind the stage and cleared his throat before a hand puppet appeared.

"Hello there! Kermit the frog here!"

"Kermit!" I cheered.

"Hello! Kermit the frog says FUCK GUN!"

I giggled and I could practically feel Gun roll his eyes.

I watched the show and gasped when an evil Kermit appeared and began to beat good Kermit to death.

"NOOOO!" I stood on my knees.

Gun rubbed my back as Goo said threw fake blood on good Kermit.

"Kermit, no!"

Kermit twitched and made dying noises.

I sniffled, genuinely upset by the death.

Then I let out a gasp.

"He's rising!"

"YN.... Your tears of love brought me back to life!"

"Yay!" I cheered and almost face planted on the floor, but thankfully Gun caught me.

"DANCE BREAK!" Kermit shouted and began busting a move.

"Aye, aye aye! Don't hurt em now, Kermit!"

"You're both ridiculous." Gun pulled me closer to him and I giggled.

Goo made both Kermits take a bow and then popped out.

"And that's a wrap!"

"Yay!" I clapped and nudged Gun. "Clap, jerk!"

"That was stupid." Gun crossed his arms.

"Hey! I worked hard on that!" Goo glared.

"Work harder."

"I want a pet rat."

Both boys turned to look at me.

"Huh?"

"I've always wanted a pet rat. A baby one so we can bond, you know?"

"You're crazy." Good laughed.

"I'd name them Bear."

"Even if it's a girl?" Goo asked laying his head on my lap.

"No. I'd name her Cheeks."

"Cheeks?" Gun asked and I nodded.

Goo laughed and read out the page of the book I was reading out loud.

"Goo, I swear to FUCKING shit, if you don't fuck off, I'm going to kill you!"

"Oh!" Goo laughed. "You're gonna kill me? Okay, go on!"

I gritted my teeth.

"Give me back my book!"

"No, no! You need to kill me, remember? I wanna see you try, short stack!"

My face turned red as he dangled the book in my face, then yanked it away when I lunged for it.

"BITCH!" I shouted angrily.

"Then he stroked my-"

I tried to kick him as he read out loud again.

"Jesus, why are you reading porn?" He laughed.

"Give it back, Goo!"

"What happened to killing me? Are you crying!? HAHAHAHA!"

"I'm not crying, I'm just angry!"

"Wah wah wah! Go get your boyfriend to do something about it!" Goo mocked and I tried to hit him but he dodged.

Gun was watching with a smile from the couch.

He was t being any help.