(plz laugh guys im so funny)
Drew: Wait... Zoey, you're a lesbian??
Zoey: Yeah, sorry Drewy bear.
Drew: Okay... Daisy, wanna go out?
Daisy: Oh, uhm, I'm aro... sorry...
Drew: Isn't there anyone here that likes men?!
*Jake shows up*
Jake has always loved watching waves crash against cliffs. As he grew, he began to paint them, spending many a day watching from different angles, capturing the chaos of foam and water in acrylic and oil. One day, when painting atop a cliff, he falls and braces for death. But it does not come, and instead he feels as if he was cradled by the arms of many. "Oh no," he hears. "We cannot destroy something that has loved us so beautifully. The waves cradled him in their arms, wrapping around him like a swaddled child in a blanket. "But you don't understand," he cried to the waves. "I didn't fall - I jumped."
Faye pulled a chip out of the bag and hid the bag behind her back before stepping up onto the table. "Whoever can eat this chip and guess exactly what flavor it is gets the bag!!"
Dom: "I can do it! I can do it!!
Faye: "We all know you can do it. You're a big back.
Dom: :(
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Jomies oneshots
General Fiction!! COVER NOT MINE !! I wrote down a bunch of silly little scenarios involving the jomies. The ships are: drake, drenriam, henriam, zia, and driam. I will make fluff and angst, and I might be making things like texting stories. I also might write a...
