To My Future Self (And The Boy I Used To Love)

1 - 24 - 2020

January 24th, 2020

Dear future me, 

     I don't mean to be rude, but Lee Minho is the worst!

Ever since he got here, it's like all he's wanted to do is ruin everything. When I woke up yesterday, I couldn't even brush my teeth because Minho was in the shower singing some stupid anime song at the top of lungs! Then when I went to school, I totally forgot to bring my homework all because Minho wanted to draw on my desk (he didn't even ask if he could move any of my desk piles!!).  And when I went home, Minho was eating MY orangeade with toast. He was so annoying about it, that he even offered to make me some!! How gross!?

     Anyway, I'm sure you can see how terrible yesterday was (seeing as I didn't even have the will to write), but it comes nowhere near to the horror that was this afternoon. 

     Immediately when I got home, Minho was IN MY ROOM DANCING! I swear the moment I walked into the room his leg was up in the air and his arm was all curved and flying everywhere. It scared me so bad I thought I was looking at a monster or something! (I think I startled him a bit too though, because when he put his leg down, he did it so fast I think he got a cramp, it was actually kind of cute really really stupid.) 

     Anyway, when I asked him what he was doing he said he was "Just practicing" which was a little confusing because all I saw was a bunch of bending and tippy toes, and I don't think that's something you can necessarily practice. Whatever it was though, I didn't want to risk getting kicked in the face so I left the room to go have a snack.

     By the time I came back though, Minho was sitting on the floor with a bunch of big books and a pencil. I didn't want to bother whatever kind of magic spells he was writing, but eventually he called my name (might I also add how he calls me Seungminnie. . . seungMINNIE. Can you believe that!?). 

     I asked him what he wanted and he asked me if I could help him with his studying. I was pretty flattered at first, thinking that he thought I was smart at math or something, but then I realized his 'studying' was just a bunch of Korean text books (I guess I'm still smart at Korean, but thats only because I've never had to speak any other language). I got on the floor next to him to try and see what he was working on, and most of his books were just basic beginners stuff, which was really easy so we did it pretty quick. 

     Now, I'm sure this has already been really hard for you to read, but here's where it gets bad. 

When we finished the work, he got all red in the face and started looking at me all funny. It was really cute stupid so I asked what was wrong with him. And then, he HUGED me. I know. It was just as terrible as you think it would be. And it lasted for like, a whole 10 seconds!

     Eventually I pushed him away, but I guess it didn't matter 'cause he just kept squeaking little stupid thanks you's at me. 

     Anyway, sorry for all the drama I just dumped on you at once, but I think you can understand how terrible today must have been. Its almost bedtime now and Minho is in the shower agian singing a stupid song that probably no body has ever even heard, so I can't even get ready for bed yet. 

NEVER MIND THE WATER TURNED OFF- bye!

     - Kim Seungmin