Crystal: *walking in* Wild Card, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Wild Card: No One is Safe?
Crystal: Yeah...
Wild Card: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Crystal: What hole- wh- OH MY GOD!
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Crystal: WHAT IS THAT?!
Wild Card: It's a hole.
Crystal: Yeah, I can see that, what's it doing there?
Wild Card: Well I woke up this morning... *sips tea* then there was a hole.
Crystal: What are you going to do about it?
Wild Card: I put a rug over it.
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Wild Card: Yeah it fell in the hole.
Crystal: Should we call the police or something?
Wild Card: Oh yeah, I called the police, yeah.
Crystal: *looking around* Well where are they?
Wild Card: They're in the hole.
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Crystal: *silence*
Crystal: Where is your (demi)girlfriend?
Wild Card: *silence*
Crystal: Wild Card, WHERE IS YOUR (demi)GIRLFRIEND?
Wild Card: She's away.
Crystal: Oh. *laughs awkwardly* Where is she though?
Wild Card: In the hole.
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Crystal: GOD!
Crystal: How deep even is this thing?!
Crystal: *grabs Wild Card's mug and drops it into the hole*
Wild Card: That was my favourite mug... and now it's in the hole.
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Crystal: Wild Card, do you even know what this is?
Crystal: For all we know, it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a- a gateway to hell! Or- *notices Wild Card is gone*
Crystal: Wild Card?
Crystal: Wild Card!
Crystal: WILD CARD-
Wild Card: *holding an apple* Hey what's up, I got a snack. *bites into the apple*
Crystal: Wild Card, will you please take this seriously?!
*something comes out of the hole*
Crystal: *freaking out*
Wild Card: *calmly shoots it*
Crystal: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Wild Card: Hole person.
Crystal: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
Wild Card: *silence*
Crystal: Right... the hole. Yeah-
Crystal: Dude- why are you being so calm about this?
Wild Card: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Crystal: What space octopus?
*the space octopus appears*
Crystal: *gets grabbed by the space octopus* AHH-!
*the space octopus disappears*
Wild Card: That one.
Wild Card: *sees No One is Safe in his hand* Oh, here it is.
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Wild Card: *drops it in the hole on accident* Ah shit-
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