Foldy: I am a woman.
Sotp Sign: I am gay.
Dark Markery: I have severe depression.
Crystal: I think killing people is fun.
Bell: I want to fuck anime women with large breasts.
Sunny: My teeth are so sharp, sometimes I wound myself.
Wild Card: I have never had a job, as employers are too afraid to hire me.
Stapy: I once slept on an unmade mattress for 6 months.
Pen: I cannot reproduce as my uterus is only capable of spawning demons.
Difficulty Chart: I am plagued by frequent back pains.
Danger Marker: I am so sexy god had to handicap me by making me explicitly gay, and giving me debilitating social anxiety so I could not fuck the entire population.
Marker: My legs don't always work.
Tax Document: I can't watch mainstream TV shows because they are unrelatable, and I am just too cool to understand.
Sunny: I have rabies.
Book: Sometimes I cry when I see beautiful women because they are beautiful.
Marker(Alex): I use internet terms in my everyday speech and nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
Crystal: My brain is poisoned by the information age.
Serenity Marker: I have gone 2 months without leaving my house before.
Wild Card: I want to single-handedly FIGHT all the billionaires in the world.
Sushi: I stan Nuzi.
Zen Marker: I no longer have any desire to change any of these facts.
Fries: I love myself.
Dark Markery: ONE DAY, I WILL OVERTHROW GOD.
Firey Jr: Millenials fear me!
Crayon: Zoomers want what I have.
Sotp Sign: Boomers want me dead.
